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下面是读文网小编整理的英语趣味笑话,欢迎大家阅读!
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:“我想他伤得很厉害。”
医生说:“恐怕他已经死了。”
听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:“我没死,我还活着。”
妻子说:“安静,医生比你懂得多。”
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在日常繁忙的生活,也不要忘记了放松自己。下面读文网小编为大家带来最新英语趣味笑话三则,希望大家喜欢!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.
一架飞机正盘旋在西雅图上空,这时飞机上发生电路故障,整个导航系统和联络设备都无法正常运行,再加上乌云和薄雾,驾驶员根本无法判断出飞机的位置和返回机场的路线。
The pilot saw a tall building, flew to- ward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign,and held it in the helicopter' s window. The pilot's sign said, "WHERE I AM?” in large letters.
这时驾驶员看到了一座很高的建筑物,他驶了过去,围着大楼转圈,并用大写字母手写一个条幅,把它贴在飞机的窗户上,“我在哪里?”
People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft,drew a large sign,and held it in a building window. Their sign said,"YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.”
大楼里的人很快就给了他答案,同样用大写字母手写一个条幅,并贴在大楼的玻璃窗上:“你在直升飞机里。”
The pilot smiled,waved, looked at his map,determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport,and landed safely.
飞行员笑了笑,对着他们摆了摆手,他又看了看地图,便决定返回西达克机场的路线,并且安全地着陆了。
After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer.”
他们到达地面后,副驾驶员问驾驶员,你是如何根据“你在直升飞机里”这句话来确定他们所在的位置。驾驶员说:“我知道这一定是微软公司的大楼,因为他们给了我一个技术上正确可无任何意义的答案。“
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来精选英语趣味小故事,欢迎大家阅读!
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water.
Every few minutes the Englishman would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It's simply that my room is on fire."
曾经有一个英国人半夜从房间里出来,来到旅店的走廊上,向旅店的服务员要了一杯水。服务员拿来了水,英国人就回到了房间,可几 分钟之后他又走了出来,向服务员又要了一杯水。服务员又拿了一杯。英国人每隔几分钟就走出房间,不断地要水。
半个小时之后,这位惊讶不已的服务员打算问问 房客要水做什么,英国人泰然自若地回答:“没什么,只不过是我的房间里起火了。”
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来趣味英语短故事三则,欢迎大家阅读!
At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father wasappalled(惊骇的), "A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace!" he wailed. "What if the neighbors find out?"
"I'll change my name," the comic-to-be volunteered. "
"Change your name!" His father screamed. "What if you're a success? How will the neighbors know it's my son?"
埃迪十六岁了,他决定离开家去参加一个剧团。他的爸爸气坏了。 “让我的儿子上舞台演戏?真丢脸!”他大叫道,“邻居们知道了怎么想?”
“我会改一个名字。”这位未来的滑稽演员主动提出。
“改名字!”他爸爸喊叫着,“那如果你出了名怎么办?怎么让邻居们知道你就是我的儿子呢?”
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来趣味幽默英语小故事三则,欢迎大家阅读!
One day after school the teacher said to his students, “Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home
earlier.” The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, “Who did it? Please stand up!” “It's me,” said Bob, “Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir.”
一天,放学以后,老师对他的学生们说:“明天上午,如果你们当中的任何一个同学能首先回答我的问题,我就准许他或她最先回家。”第二天,老师走进教室时发现黑板被涂得乱七八糟,他非常生气的问:“谁涂的?请站起来!”鲍勃说:“先生,是我,现在我可以回家了,再见!”
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来轻松趣味笑话三则英语,欢迎大家阅读!
Two friends were having lunch at a café in new York's Grand Central Terminal. They noticed a man sitting alone at an adjoining table. When the waitress approached him, they overheard her ask, "Are you waiting to be joined by a tall, thin woman with long, blond hair?" He answered, "In the large scheme of my life, yes, but today I'm meeting my wife."
两个朋友在纽约市汽车中心总站的一家咖啡厅里吃午饭。 他们注意到一个男人独自坐在邻桌。当服务员小姐走向他时,无意中听到她问那个男人:“你是在等一位个子很高,很瘦,留长发,皮肤很白的金发女人吗?” 那人回答说:“在我生活的长远规划中,我是在等。但是今天,我却是在等我的妻子。”
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来儿童趣味英语笑话精选,欢迎大家阅读!
The landlady said to the hard-up author: "When will you pay arrears(拖欠,滞付) of room rent?"
The author replied: "I will pay you as soon as I receive the check that the publisher will send me if he accepts the novel that I am about to start writing when I have found a suitable subject and the necessary inspiration. "
房东太太对手头拮据的作家说:“你欠交的房租什么时候付清呀?”
作家回答说:“等我找到了合适的主题,也有了必要的灵感,就立即着手写一本小说。只要出版商接受了,他就会给我送来支票。我一收到支票,马上就付清所欠的房租。”
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来趣味幽默英语小笑话,欢迎大家阅读!
The English author, Richard Savage, was once living inLondon in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life, but not many copies of the bookhad been sold in the shops, and Savage was living from hand tomouth. As a result of his lack of food he became very ill, but after a time, owing to the skill of the doctor who had lookedafter him, he got well again.
英国作家理查德·萨维奇一度在伦敦过着贫困潦倒的生活,为了赚几个钱,他曾写了有关他自己生平的故事。但是这部书在书店里并没有卖出几本,萨维奇过着朝不保夕的日子。由于缺乏食物,他病得很厉害。后来,由于给他治疗的那个医生的高明医术,他才又恢复了健康。
After a week or two the doctorsent a bill to Savage for his visits, but poor Savage hadn't anymoney and couldn't pay it. The doctor waited for another month and sent the bill again. But still no money came. Afterseveral weeks he sent it to him again asking for his money. Inthe end he came to Savage's house and asked him for payment, saying to Savage, “You know you owe your life to me and Iexpected some gratitude from you.”
过了一两个星期之后,医生给萨维奇送来了一张讨要诊费的帐单,但是贫穷的萨维奇没有钱来偿付。医生等了一个月后又送来了帐单,但仍然未索回分文。几个星期之后,他又送来帐单要钱。最后,医生本人来到了萨维奇的家中,对他说:“你明白,你是欠我一条命的,我希望你有所报答。”
“I agree,” said Savage, “that I owe my life to you, and toprove to you that I am not ungrateful for your work I will givemy life to you.”
“是的,”萨维奇说,“我是欠你一条命,为了向你证明我对你的诊治不是不报答,我将把我的命给你。”
With these words he handed to him two volumes entitled,The life of Richard Savage.
说着这番话,萨维奇递给医生两卷书,名叫《理查德·萨维奇的一生》。
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来儿童英语趣味小笑话,欢迎大家阅读!
Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.
布朗非常欣赏他的小儿子。一次他和一位客人聊他的儿子有多聪明。
"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."
布朗说:“他只有两岁,就认识所有的动物了。他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家。来,我让你看看。”
He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe.
他从书架上拿下一本自然书,把博比抱到膝上,打开书。指着一张长颈鹿的画片。
"What's that, Bobby?"
“博比,这是什么?”
"Horsey, "said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of achimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"
“马马,”博比回答。 他又指了一张老虎的画片,博比回答说:“猫咪。” 然后布朗又指了一张狮子的画片,博比说:“狗狗。” 他又指了一张黑猩猩的画片,博比说:“爸爸!”
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游戏机是一种主要用于娱乐,使用只向获得许可的软件开发者开放的源代码,以电视机或其他专用显示器以及专用输入设备的电脑系统。由于其更专业化的游戏性表现,因此即便电脑水平如此发达的今天,PC游戏仍然无法替代游戏机的强势地位。那么你知道游戏机用英语怎么说吗?下面来学习一下吧。
掌上游戏机 handheld game console ; Console portable
游戏机列表 List of video game consoles
台式游戏机 table game
大型游戏机 Arcade Game ; Large-scale Games
游戏机游戏 Console Game
微软游戏机 xbox ; authorized microsoft XBOX ; Microsoft Xbox
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游戏是幻想与现实之间的桥梁。游戏有智力游戏和活动性游戏之分。现在的游戏多指各种平台上的电子游戏。那么你知道游戏用英语怎么说吗?下面来学习一下吧。
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笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来趣味笑话英语带翻译,欢迎大家阅读!
The untried general faced battle the next day, and was more than a little frightened.
一位未曾有过作战经验的将军非常惶恐,因为第二天将有个战役要面对。
Seeking inspiration, he looked into the history of great commanders and learned that Wellingtonhad always dressed in red for battle,
为了寻找灵感,他翻查了历年来伟大将领的档案,发现威灵顿将军每次战斗中都身穿红色衣服,
so that his men would not realize if he were shot.
万一他被射伤的话,他的士兵也不会发现。
Instantly he called in his adjutant and ordered a pair of trousers in a rich, dark brown.
于是他传了副官进来并指示手下做了一条深褐色的裤子。
以上就是读文网小编为大家带来的趣味笑话英语带翻译,希望大家喜欢!
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笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来趣味笑话英语翻译,欢迎大家阅读!
A young man was working in the produce section of a grocery store when a customer asked him for half a head of cabbage.
有一个年轻人在一家杂货店的农产部门工作,一天一位顾客要向他买半颗包心菜
"Sir, we don't sell half heads of anything. "
“先生,我们东西都没有卖半颗的。”
"Well, I insist; 1 0nly want half a head. "
“哎呀,我就买半颗,我只要半颗。”
"I'll ask the manager. "
“我要问问经理才行。”
The young man walked to the manager's office and, not realizing that the customer had followed him, said to the manager,
那名年轻人走到经理的办公室,不知道那位顾客尾随着他,他对经理说道:
"Sir, some asshole wants to buy just half a head of cabbage. "
“经理,有个浑蛋只要买半颗包心菜。”
Turning and noticing the customer, he quickly added,
他转身发现那名顾客,立刻又补充说:
"And this gentleman wants the other half. "
“而这位先生要买另一半。”
Later, the manager took the young man aside and said,
稍后,经理把他拉到一旁说道:
"That was quick thinking, young fellow. We can use bright lads like you. If I hear of a higher position opening up, I'll keep you in mind. "
“年轻人,你反应真快。我们需要像你这么聪明的人,如果有较高的职位空缺,我会记得你的。”
Sure enough, a few weeks later the manager told the young man that an assistant manager's spot had become vacant in the company's store in Edmonton.
几个星期之后,经理告诉那名年轻人在艾得蒙敦分店有个襄理的职位空缺。
"Edmonton!" blurted out the young man. "Why, there's nothing in Edmonton but hookers and hockey playersi"
“艾得蒙敦!”年轻人叫了出来,“那儿有的只是妓女和曲棍球选手而已。”
"Young man , my wife happens to come from Edmonton! "
“年轻人,我太太刚好来自艾得蒙敦!”
"No kidding, sir; what posltion does she play?"
“真的吗?经理,那她是打哪一个位置呢?”
以上就是读文网小编为大家带来的趣味笑话英语翻译,希望大家喜欢!
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A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.
一位外科医生刚从非洲狩猎回来。
"How did it go?" asked his colleagues.
“这次打猎顺利吗?,’同僚问道。
"Oh , it was very disappointing," replied the surgeon.
“喔,实在太令人失望了,”外科医生答道。
"I didn't kill a thing. In fact, I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital. "
“我什么也没猎杀到,实际上,还是待在医院里比较有成就感。”
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网络游戏能给人们带来很多乐趣,也有可能让我们荒废了英语作文的写作。下面读文网小编为大家带来网络游戏利弊英语作文,供大家参考阅读!
As a product of modern computer and the Internet, online games have become very popular among college students. Many students have enjoyed great pleasure and satisfaction from these games. But as we see, some students lacking self-discipline are too much indulged in these games so that their health and academic performances are affected. This phenomenon has caused much worry from the teachers and parents.
However, some others argue that online games are not always harmful. They can train the ability of youngsters to respond to things quickly. Moreover, they can stimulate their imagination and their interest in computer science. More importantly, it does bring college students much pleasure and release their pressure greatly.
From my point of view, online games are a wonderful entertainment if you play them in a clever way. When they interfere too much with your study, it is better for you to give them up at once. But if you have enough self-control over them, you can certainly obtain real pleasure and benefit a lot from them.
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网络游戏指以互联网为传输媒介,以游戏运营商服务器和用户计算机为处理终端,以游戏客户端软件为信息交互窗口的旨在实现娱乐、休闲、交流和取得虚拟成就的具有可持续性的个体性多人在线游戏。那么你知道网络游戏用英语怎么说吗?下面跟着读文网小编一起来学习一下吧。
迷恋网络游戏 be addicted to net games ; Obsessed with online games
网络游戏服务器 network game server
网络游戏的危害 The dangers of online games ; Harms of online games
多人网络游戏 Multiplayer online game
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笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来幽默趣味英语笑话精选,欢迎大家阅读!
Creighton was going along a West end square when he saw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house.
当克莱顿教授沿着伦敦西区的一个广场走着的时候,他看见一个小家伙正试图抓住一所大房子的门环。
"Can’t you reach up so high? "asked the professor kindly.
“你是不是够不到这么高的地方呢?”教授好意地问。
"No,Slr,”said the small youngster.
“是的,先生。”那小孩说。
"Well, then, let me help you,”and the professor mounted the three steps and gave a splendid rat-tat.
“那好,让我来帮你。”教授登上那三级台阶,在门上重重扣了几下。
The little boy glanced hastily at the gentleman of the cloth. "Come on,”he yelled,"we must both run away.”
那个小男孩急忙给教授递上一个眼色。“快跑,”他喊着:“我们俩都得跑。”
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打游戏是现在不少青少年的爱好,那么你知道打游戏用英语怎么说吗?下面读文网小编为大家带来打游戏的英语说法,希望对大家的学习有所帮助!
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