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1、I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
瞅见个姐姐,胸前衣服上写着“Guess”…俺就问了一句:“…隆过?”
2、 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
孩子就是:你先花2年,教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。
3、Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
为什么当你说天上有400亿星星时他不怀疑,却偏要检查你所说的“油漆未干”?
4、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
上帝瞅着咱们呢,大伙好歹喜感点吧!
5、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
无论,在任何情况下,永远,不要在一个夜晚,同时吃,安眠药,和通便灵。
6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪!
b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃,早起的虫儿被鸟吃。
7、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快.
8、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
XXOO就象打桥牌。 如果对手不好使,自己的手必须好使。
9、 Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
有些人就像 Slinkies (弹簧玩具),没什么实在用处,但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾去还是很有喜感。
10、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是:他们都很有规律地被替换,而且因为同一个理由——脏了!!
11、War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
战争不能决出正义,但能判出哪方出局。
12、Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
a. 女人的高潮可能是装出来的。但是男人**可以整段感情都是装出来的!
b. 女人假装高潮以获取真实的感情;男人假装感情以获取真实的高潮。
13、We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
我们永远不可能真正的成熟,我们只是学会在众人面前装逼。
14、Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
男人就两种状态:饿 和 **。 要是他不硬,就给他个三明治!
15、Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
光总是比声音跑的快点….这就是为嘛有些SB只有在开口说话之后你才发现他是在装B…
16、My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
我妈每次对着我骂草泥马的时候都没看出其中笑点。
17、I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
曾以为我想要的是职业,结果发现我只是想要工资。
18、If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
你要是觉得没人在乎你的死活,那你不妨尝试一下跟你的债主玩躲猫猫~~
19、Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
XXOO并不是结论而是个问题…爽不爽才是答案…
20、Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头,再告诉你你为什么好不了。
21、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
22、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
我希望能像爷爷那样,安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊!
23、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯SB,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你
24、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
直译:在这个世界上,我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你,但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
意译a:我真不想伤害你,但你也别逼我。
意译b:吾虽不杀伯仁,伯仁由我而死。
25、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…
a. 如觉嘿咻乃屁眼不能承受之痛,那是你操错洞…
b. 若XXOO是下体的痛,那么,是你操错。
26、I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端,不是为了成为一个素食者。
27、A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
公车站呀公车停。火车站呀火车停。俺桌上有个工作站…
28、If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
要是我听你的,咱俩就都2B了。
29、 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
海豚可聪明了你知道不?只要驯养几个星期,它们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。
30、A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
a. 下棋,我不行;玩跆拳道,电脑不行!
b. 下象棋电脑把我玩得团团转,拳击我能把机箱踹得七零八散!
34、Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
a. 宁愿闭嘴当傻瓜,也别学乌鸦乱呱呱。
b. 越解释越SB,不说话最NB。
c. 剽悍的人生不需要解释
d. 宁可闭口被人当SB,也不张口解释所有疑。
31、How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
直译:一根火柴能点着整片森林,一盒火柴也生不起个营火,这咋回事!
意译:想当年哥戴套都能让人怀孕,看今朝叔竟然去看男科
32、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
如果4/5的人在忍受腹泻的痛苦,那剩下1/5咋回事?很享受吗?
33、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
直译:知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。
意译a:知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子,智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。
意译b:所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后,但智慧告诉你这终还是男女有别~
35、A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
银行就是当你证明了你不需要钱的时候可以借钱给你的地方
36、Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
a.对你的问题哈哈大笑吧,别人都在这么做。
b. 你有什么不开心的?说出来给大家开心开心。
37、The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
a. 我知道没人在我脑子里跟我聊天,但那些话真TM有用!
意译:我幻想的低吟不一定是真的,但足够让我意淫
38、A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
a. 无愧于心哈?记性不好吧?
意译b: 自从那次在人妖身边醒来,每次去夜店我都提醒自己“一定要戴眼镜……”
c. 意识清醒了,意味着不堪回首了。
39、Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
a. 所谓的好姑娘,咳!就是还没被群众抓到的JP女·····
b. 想立牌坊就得会装
40、He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
临危忽然微笑的那谁,定是找到替罪羊鸟~
41、 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
如果女人能做到以秃顶和啤酒肚在大街上晃还觉得自己倍儿性感——此时估计男女能平等。
42、The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
小腿上的骨头——在黑房间里找准家具位置的好装备。
43、The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
圣诞老人当然美,他知道所有YD妞住哪儿啊!
44、To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
剽窃一个人的叫剽窃,剽窃许多人的叫研究。
意译:窃钩者诛,窃国者为诸侯。
45、Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
有些人一来大家就开心了;有些人一走大家就开心了。.
46、 I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
我发现,我滴脚丫被一小片儿海藻擦过时,我滴那个惨叫声——和我被大白鲨吓坏时的惨叫声是一样滴。
47、Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
直译:你若是挤满人的电梯里的小矮人,肯定能嗅出不同的味儿。
意译:灵感来自于所站的角度与众不同。
48、I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
我可没怨你!我是在谴责你!
49、 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
当我填表的时候,有一项是“紧急情况联系:” 我填上了“医生”,到时候我妈能帮上什么忙?!
#p#副标题#e#50、God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
上帝一定倍儿爱SB,不然他造这么多!!!!!!!
51、Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
每一个成功的男人背后都有一个女人。每一个翻了船的成功男人背后往往是另一个女人。
52、I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
生活对于我来说是小菜一碟,我通常就着盐和柠檬,再来一小杯烈性酒。
意译a:生活,是一团麻……绳,……再加一根蜡烛……一柄皮鞭。
意译b: 生活,不就是先狂吃菜,然后把烈性白酒一饮而尽?
53、The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
直译:小孩子要中间名,纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。
直译a:起个全名就为了揍孩子前可以底气十足地喊出来。
意译b:贾君鹏这名字就为了让他妈喊他回家吃饭!
54、It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
跳楼的时候,“啊——”的时候还没死,“啪!”那才是死了。
55、Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
人工智能从来敌不过天然请勿使用不良词语。
56、Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
直译:不要用眼镜腿来打男人,用棒球击杆。
意译: 要下手就得狠,甭来毛毛雨。
57、There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
直译:要想留住谁,在抱摔的时候有一条细线区分出你是否为高手。
其他译法:抱摔是留不住女人的,搂抱才管用。/抱和爆是有区别的。 /推倒和拥抱是有微妙的区别的哟!/拥抱和柔道里的压制是有区别的!
58、A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
所谓砍价,就是这东西虽然你不需要,但价格太好必须要买下来!
59、Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
绝对不要和长得丑的争执,他们已经没什么可输的了。
60、My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
我的观点或许改变了,但我是正确的这一事实却亘古不变。
意译:我们要搞共产主义,也要搞有中国特色的社会主义。
61、My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
心理医师:你神经病!!! 我:能说点别的吗?
心理医师:好!!而且你真TM丑!!!
62、 A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
一单纯傻儿子问他爹:“爸,结婚到底要花多少钱啊?”他爸说:“儿啊,我真不知道…没看见我还在交钱吗?”
63、 Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
有人说“打不过,就合作”。我说“打不过,也要打”。因为丫们指望你加入,得来点惊喜~!
64、When in doubt, mumble.
脑子不好使的话,你就嘟囔。
不明白的话,哼哼试试。
65、I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
我已决定长生不老,目前为止,感觉良好。
66、Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were
好客就是:让客人觉得他们像在他们家一样,尽管你真的希望他们滚回他们家。
67、If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
跳伞是这样一种运动:不成功则成仁!
68、A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
电视侮辱你的智商,电脑则是吐你槽的终极存在!
69、Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
知识就是力量,力量会邪恶化。那么就好好学习当大魔王吧!
70、Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
钱买不来幸福,但有了它,痛苦的日子会好熬一点。
71、Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
跟悲观主义者借钱吧!他反正不指望你还!!!
72、Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
担忧真的好使!!老子担心的事儿90%都没发生!!
73、Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
贞操如泡影,一戳无踪影。
74、Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
这年头,连怀旧都不如从前够味儿了。
75、With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
只要主义真,猪也成超人。
信春哥 ,得永生
76、I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.
我早就该知道我跟我EX没戏!归根结底,我是天枰她是JP!
77、Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”
豪马克卡上的话:没有你我痛苦万分,正如你就在此处。(没有女人冷冷清清,有了女人鸡犬不宁)
78、You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
越活越2~ /活到老,2到老
79、A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
直译:外交家们说让你下地狱的时候,措辞也好像你正巴不得来这么趟旅行。
80、 I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”
我和个壮汉闹急了。 他:老子非得用你丫脸把地给擦了!!! 我:你会后悔的!! 他:噢?真哒?怎么讲?我:呃,边边角角的地方你擦不到!!!
81、Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
有些人吹牛说丫能通灵,有些人吹牛说丫有阴阳眼,其他人只是没有这种想象力而已
82、I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
啊我好爱好爱工作啊~ 工作让我好着迷啊~我**死盯着它几个小时了啊!
83、We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
枪支管理不是问题,SB管理才是问题
84、Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
女人或许击得并不重,但她们击得更低…..
女人总是能击中男人的要害。
85、Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
直译:记着吧……世界要不恶心,我们早被吐掉了。
别抱怨了,这个世界要是真和谐了,我们这种人就不应该存在~
意译:你们**给我记住:没有和谐社会,你们早让美帝国主义给糟蹋了!
86、Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
上帝蜀黍疼你,只是大家都觉得你2B而已
87、I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
a. 过去老子左右为难。现在老子优柔寡断。
b. 我曾是个怀疑论者,现在我很怀疑这一点。
c. 过去我难以决断,现在我不大确信是否还是如此。
88、I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
老子打死都不信流血5天还不挂的物种。/老子打死都不信娘们儿。
89、If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
直译:如果你始终脚踏实地,那就别想穿裤子了。
意译:人太老实没法活。
90、To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
别人是指哪儿打哪儿,我是打哪儿指哪儿。
91、 You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
好吧,既然这艘船要沉了,救生衣又只有一件,我就勉为其难的虚伪一下,你对我来说实在是不能再好的朋友了…我一定会经常想念你滴~!!!
92、Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
站在车库的你并不会变成一辆车是吧?所以站在教堂的你也不会变成基督徒。
93、Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
世界总是在变,但我却怎么也便不出来。
意译:人生何处不杯具,唯有面对饮水机。
94、If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
假设我们会吃一堑,长一智,为什么总有人生了一个还会生?
95、A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
公车总在被追赶的时候的速度要比你在里面时的速度快两倍。
一旦你在公车后面追,它的速度就会变得比你在里面所感觉得快。
96、Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.
发明“鼠动无声”这词儿的哥们一定没踩上过一只。
97、You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
过了河也别拆桥,没准你还要回来呢。
98、The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.
口腔体温计和菊花体温计有啥不同?尝尝看就知道了
99、When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
以暴治暴,不如以抱治爆。
100、Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
直译:记着,如果你在嘿咻后冒烟了,证明你整得太快了。
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1、Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
每一个成功的男人背后都有一个女人。每一个翻了船的成功男人背后往往是另一个女人。
2、I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
生活对于我来说是小菜一碟,我通常就着盐和柠檬,再来一小杯烈性酒。
意译a:生活,是一团麻……绳,……再加一根蜡烛……一柄皮鞭。
意译b: 生活,不就是先狂吃菜,然后把烈性白酒一饮而尽?
3、The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
直译:小孩子要中间名,纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。
直译a:起个全名就为了揍孩子前可以底气十足地喊出来。
意译b:贾君鹏这名字就为了让他妈喊他回家吃饭!
4、It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
跳楼的时候,“啊——”的时候还没死,“啪!”那才是死了。
5、Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
人工智能从来敌不过天然请勿使用不良词语。
6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪!
b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃,早起的虫儿被鸟吃。
7、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快.
8、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
XXOO就象打桥牌。 如果对手不好使,自己的手必须好使。
9、 Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
有些人就像 Slinkies (弹簧玩具),没什么实在用处,但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾去还是很有喜感。
10、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是:他们都很有规律地被替换,而且因为同一个理由——脏了!!
11、War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
战争不能决出正义,但能判出哪方出局。
12、Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
a. 女人的高潮可能是装出来的。但是男人**可以整段感情都是装出来的!
b. 女人假装高潮以获取真实的感情;男人假装感情以获取真实的高潮。
13、We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
我们永远不可能真正的成熟,我们只是学会在众人面前装逼。
14、Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
男人就两种状态:饿 和 **。 要是他不硬,就给他个三明治!
15、Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
光总是比声音跑的快点….这就是为嘛有些SB只有在开口说话之后你才发现他是在装B…
16、My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
我妈每次对着我骂草泥马的时候都没看出其中笑点。
17、I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
曾以为我想要的是职业,结果发现我只是想要工资。
18、If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
你要是觉得没人在乎你的死活,那你不妨尝试一下跟你的债主玩躲猫猫~~
19、Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
XXOO并不是结论而是个问题…爽不爽才是答案…
20、Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头,再告诉你你为什么好不了。
21、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
22、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
我希望能像爷爷那样,安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊!
23、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯SB,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你
24、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
直译:在这个世界上,我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你,但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
意译a:我真不想伤害你,但你也别逼我。
意译b:吾虽不杀伯仁,伯仁由我而死。
25、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…
a. 如觉嘿咻乃屁眼不能承受之痛,那是你操错洞…
b. 若XXOO是下体的痛,那么,是你操错。
26、I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端,不是为了成为一个素食者。
27、A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
公车站呀公车停。火车站呀火车停。俺桌上有个工作站…
28、If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
要是我听你的,咱俩就都2B了。
29、 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
海豚可聪明了你知道不?只要驯养几个星期,它们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。
30、A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
a. 下棋,我不行;玩跆拳道,电脑不行!
b. 下象棋电脑把我玩得团团转,拳击我能把机箱踹得七零八散!
34、Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
a. 宁愿闭嘴当傻瓜,也别学乌鸦乱呱呱。
b. 越解释越SB,不说话最NB。
c. 剽悍的人生不需要解释
d. 宁可闭口被人当SB,也不张口解释所有疑。
31、How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
直译:一根火柴能点着整片森林,一盒火柴也生不起个营火,这咋回事!
意译:想当年哥戴套都能让人怀孕,看今朝叔竟然去看男科
32、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
如果4/5的人在忍受腹泻的痛苦,那剩下1/5咋回事?很享受吗?
33、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
直译:知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。
意译a:知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子,智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。
意译b:所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后,但智慧告诉你这终还是男女有别~
35、A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
银行就是当你证明了你不需要钱的时候可以借钱给你的地方
36、Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
a.对你的问题哈哈大笑吧,别人都在这么做。
b. 你有什么不开心的?说出来给大家开心开心。
37、The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
a. 我知道没人在我脑子里跟我聊天,但那些话真TM有用!
意译:我幻想的低吟不一定是真的,但足够让我意淫
38、A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
a. 无愧于心哈?记性不好吧?
意译b: 自从那次在人妖身边醒来,每次去夜店我都提醒自己“一定要戴眼镜……”
c. 意识清醒了,意味着不堪回首了。
39、Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
a. 所谓的好姑娘,咳!就是还没被群众抓到的JP女·····
b. 想立牌坊就得会装
40、He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
临危忽然微笑的那谁,定是找到替罪羊鸟~
41、 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
如果女人能做到以秃顶和啤酒肚在大街上晃还觉得自己倍儿性感——此时估计男女能平等。
42、The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
小腿上的骨头——在黑房间里找准家具位置的好装备。
43、The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
圣诞老人当然美,他知道所有YD妞住哪儿啊!
44、To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
剽窃一个人的叫剽窃,剽窃许多人的叫研究。
意译:窃钩者诛,窃国者为诸侯。
45、Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
有些人一来大家就开心了;有些人一走大家就开心了。.
46、 I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
我发现,我滴脚丫被一小片儿海藻擦过时,我滴那个惨叫声——和我被大白鲨吓坏时的惨叫声是一样滴。
47、Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
直译:你若是挤满人的电梯里的小矮人,肯定能嗅出不同的味儿。
意译:灵感来自于所站的角度与众不同。
48、I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
我可没怨你!我是在谴责你!
49、 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
当我填表的时候,有一项是“紧急情况联系:” 我填上了“医生”,到时候我妈能帮上什么忙?!
#p#副标题#e#50、God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
上帝一定倍儿爱SB,不然他造这么多!!!!!!!
51、I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
瞅见个姐姐,胸前衣服上写着“Guess”…俺就问了一句:“…隆过?”
52、 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
孩子就是:你先花2年,教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。
53、Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
为什么当你说天上有400亿星星时他不怀疑,却偏要检查你所说的“油漆未干”?
54、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
上帝瞅着咱们呢,大伙好歹喜感点吧!
55、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
无论,在任何情况下,永远,不要在一个夜晚,同时吃,安眠药,和通便灵。
56、Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
直译:不要用眼镜腿来打男人,用棒球击杆。
意译: 要下手就得狠,甭来毛毛雨。
57、There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
直译:要想留住谁,在抱摔的时候有一条细线区分出你是否为高手。
其他译法:抱摔是留不住女人的,搂抱才管用。/抱和爆是有区别的。 /推倒和拥抱是有微妙的区别的哟!/拥抱和柔道里的压制是有区别的!
58、A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
所谓砍价,就是这东西虽然你不需要,但价格太好必须要买下来!
59、Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
绝对不要和长得丑的争执,他们已经没什么可输的了。
60、My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
我的观点或许改变了,但我是正确的这一事实却亘古不变。
意译:我们要搞共产主义,也要搞有中国特色的社会主义。
61、My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
心理医师:你神经病!!! 我:能说点别的吗?
心理医师:好!!而且你真TM丑!!!
62、 A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
一单纯傻儿子问他爹:“爸,结婚到底要花多少钱啊?”他爸说:“儿啊,我真不知道…没看见我还在交钱吗?”
63、 Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
有人说“打不过,就合作”。我说“打不过,也要打”。因为丫们指望你加入,得来点惊喜~!
64、When in doubt, mumble.
脑子不好使的话,你就嘟囔。
不明白的话,哼哼试试。
65、I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
我已决定长生不老,目前为止,感觉良好。
66、Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were
好客就是:让客人觉得他们像在他们家一样,尽管你真的希望他们滚回他们家。
67、If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
跳伞是这样一种运动:不成功则成仁!
68、A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
电视侮辱你的智商,电脑则是吐你槽的终极存在!
69、Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
知识就是力量,力量会邪恶化。那么就好好学习当大魔王吧!
70、Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
钱买不来幸福,但有了它,痛苦的日子会好熬一点。
71、Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
跟悲观主义者借钱吧!他反正不指望你还!!!
72、Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
担忧真的好使!!老子担心的事儿90%都没发生!!
73、Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
贞操如泡影,一戳无踪影。
74、Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
这年头,连怀旧都不如从前够味儿了。
75、With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
只要主义真,猪也成超人。
信春哥 ,得永生
76、I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.
我早就该知道我跟我EX没戏!归根结底,我是天枰她是JP!
77、Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”
豪马克卡上的话:没有你我痛苦万分,正如你就在此处。(没有女人冷冷清清,有了女人鸡犬不宁)
78、You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
越活越2~ /活到老,2到老
79、A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
直译:外交家们说让你下地狱的时候,措辞也好像你正巴不得来这么趟旅行。
80、 I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”
我和个壮汉闹急了。 他:老子非得用你丫脸把地给擦了!!! 我:你会后悔的!! 他:噢?真哒?怎么讲?我:呃,边边角角的地方你擦不到!!!
81、Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
有些人吹牛说丫能通灵,有些人吹牛说丫有阴阳眼,其他人只是没有这种想象力而已
82、I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
啊我好爱好爱工作啊~ 工作让我好着迷啊~我**死盯着它几个小时了啊!
83、We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
枪支管理不是问题,SB管理才是问题
84、Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
女人或许击得并不重,但她们击得更低…..
女人总是能击中男人的要害。
85、Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
直译:记着吧……世界要不恶心,我们早被吐掉了。
别抱怨了,这个世界要是真和谐了,我们这种人就不应该存在~
意译:你们**给我记住:没有和谐社会,你们早让美帝国主义给糟蹋了!
86、Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
上帝蜀黍疼你,只是大家都觉得你2B而已
87、I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
a. 过去老子左右为难。现在老子优柔寡断。
b. 我曾是个怀疑论者,现在我很怀疑这一点。
c. 过去我难以决断,现在我不大确信是否还是如此。
88、I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
老子打死都不信流血5天还不挂的物种。/老子打死都不信娘们儿。
89、If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
直译:如果你始终脚踏实地,那就别想穿裤子了。
意译:人太老实没法活。
90、To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
别人是指哪儿打哪儿,我是打哪儿指哪儿。
91、 You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
好吧,既然这艘船要沉了,救生衣又只有一件,我就勉为其难的虚伪一下,你对我来说实在是不能再好的朋友了…我一定会经常想念你滴~!!!
92、Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
站在车库的你并不会变成一辆车是吧?所以站在教堂的你也不会变成
_93、Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
世界总是在变,但我却怎么也便不出来。
意译:人生何处不杯具,唯有面对饮水机。
94、If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
假设我们会吃一堑,长一智,为什么总有人生了一个还会生?
95、A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
公车总在被追赶的时候的速度要比你在里面时的速度快两倍。
一旦你在公车后面追,它的速度就会变得比你在里面所感觉得快。
96、Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.
发明“鼠动无声”这词儿的哥们一定没踩上过一只。
97、You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
过了河也别拆桥,没准你还要回来呢。
98、The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.
口腔体温计和菊花体温计有啥不同?尝尝看就知道了
99、When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
以暴治暴,不如以抱治爆。
100、Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
直译:记着,如果你在嘿咻后冒烟了,证明你整得太快了。
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我们如海鸥之与波涛相遇似地,遇见了,走近了.海鸥飞去,波涛滚滚地流开,我们也分别了.
I love you not because of who you are,
Because of who I am when I am with you .
我爱你,不是因为你是一个怎样的人,
而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉.
Like the meeting of the seagulls and the waves we meet and come near.The seagulls fly off, the waves roll away and we depart.
当我们是大为谦卑的时候,便是我们最接近伟大的时候.
We come nearest to the great when we are great in humility.
决不要害怕刹那--永恒之声这样唱着.
Never be afraid of the moments--thus sings the voice of the everlasting.
完全为了对不全的爱,把自己装饰得美丽.
The perfect decks itself in beauty for the love of the Imperfect.
错误经不起失败,但是真理却不怕失败.
In my solitude of heart I feel the sigh of this widowed evening veiled with mist and rain.
我们把世界看错了,反说它欺骗我们.
We read the world wrong and say that it deceives us.
人对他自己建筑起堤防来.
Wrong cannot afford defeat but Right can.
这寡独的黄昏,幕着雾与雨,我在我的心的孤寂里,感觉到它的叹息.
Man barricades against himself.
使生如夏花之绚烂,死如秋叶之静美.
Let life be beautiful like summer flowers and death like autumn leaves.
我想起了浮泛在生与爱与死的川流上的许多别的时代,以及这些时代之被遗忘,我便感觉到离开尘世的自由了.
Thoughts pass in my mind like flocks of lucks in the sky.I hear the voice of their wings.
谁如命运似的催着我向前走呢?那是我自己,在身背后大跨步走着.
Who drives me forward like fate?The Myself striding on my back.
我们的欲望把彩虹的颜色借给那只不过是云雾的人生.
Our desire lends the colours of the rainbow to the mere mists and vapours of life.
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多阅读一些有趣的英语笑话,能激起我们阅读英语的兴趣,从而提高英语的阅读能力,今天读文网小编在这里为大家分享英语搞笑笑话10篇,欢迎大家阅读!
The ability of the Kangaroo
The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again. Exasperated, the zoo director had the height increased to 30 feet, but the kangaroo still escaped. A giraffe asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll build the fence?" "I don't know, " said the kangaroo. "Maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gate unlocked.
袋鼠的能力
动物园为刚引进的袋鼠建了一个特殊的八英尺高的围墙。但是第二天早上,人们发现这动物在围墙外面蹦跳着。于是围墙高度增加到十五英尺,但袋鼠还是跑了出来。动物园经理甚感恼火,又叫人把围墙高度加到三十英尺,但袋鼠还是逃了出来。一个长颈鹿问袋鼠:“你认为他们会把围墙建到多高?” “我不知道,”袋鼠说,“如果他们继续开着大门,可能要修到一千英尺吧。”
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《老人与海》是海明威于1951年在古巴写的一篇中篇小说,是海明威最著名的作品之一,奠定了他在世界文学中的突出地位。下面是读文网小编为大家带来老人与海经典英语句子段落,希望大家喜欢!
His shirt had been patched so many times that it was like the sail and the patches were faded to many different shades by the sun.
他的衬衫上不知打了多少次补丁,弄得像他那张帆一样,这些补丁被阳光晒得褪成了许多深浅不同的颜色.
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寒假已经过去了,对你而言,在寒假里最有意义的一天是哪一天呢?不妨将这一天写到英语日记里面。下面读文网小编为大家带来关于寒假的英语日记带翻译_寒假英语日记怎么写,欢迎大家学习!
Books 书籍
如众所周知,书籍教我们学习人生,真理,科学以及其它许多有用的东西。它们增加我们的知识,扩大我们的心胸并加强我们的品格。换句话说,它们是我们的良师益友。这是为什么我们的父母终是鼓励我们要多读书的理由。
As is well known, books teach us to learn life, truth, science and many other useful things. They increase our knowledge, broaden our minds and strengthen our character. In other words, they are our good teachers and wise friends. This is the reason why our parents always encourage us to read more books.
Reading is a good thing, but we must pay GREat attention to the choice of books. It is true that we can derive bene
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梦想,是对未来的一种期望,是一种让你感到坚持就是幸福的东西。那么你知道有关梦想的英语演讲稿要怎么写吗?下面读文网小编为大家带来有关梦想的英语演讲稿带翻译,欢迎大家学习!
下午好,男孩和女孩!
我很高兴站在这里给你一个简短的讲话!首先,我要流行的问题。每个人都有个好梦的最后一晚吗?实际上,今天我想和你谈谈梦想。当然,我想说的不是你的梦想昨晚,而是一个关于生活的梦想。
每个人都有梦想的生活,不同的梦想,不同的人生阶段,我们需要梦想来支持我们。理想就象是星星我们永远无法到达,在天空,但最喜欢的水手一样,我们的航程可。和梦想,我们有一个方向,一个方向,我们不再迷茫。有梦,就有希望,有希望,我们有力量去战斗。
生活是很艰苦的,而且总有起伏,也许我们不能在我们的目标的方式,我们可能会感到沮丧,每当这个时候,我们心中的梦想总是可以安慰我们,鼓励我们,支持我们前进。
所以记住你的梦想,永不放弃你的梦想很容易。看看这个伟大的人经验,你会发现真理,好梦是好的,因为没有什么比梦想更能创造未来,建立我们的身体。
最后,我想建议。有一个梦想,追求它。要明智地使用你的时间,做你应该做什么来让你的梦想成真。虽然这是一个很辛苦的工作来顶你的梦想山,但俗话说,“山的高度,但男人使峰值”。只要我们坚持,我们将最终实现它。
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诗歌是世界上最古老最基本的文学形式,是语言艺术最高的表现形式,那么你想阅读欣赏一些经典的英语诗歌吗?下面是读文网小编为大家带来经典英语诗歌精选翻译,欢迎大家阅读欣赏!
希望你知道
这是我的想法
当凭窗凝望
栅栅而来的秋日
红枝上的明月
当轻触火堆旁
似有似无的尘烬
或是褶皱层层的木柴
我的心儿就会飞向你
似乎一切都有了
芬芳、光明和荣誉
就像小舟荡向岛屿
那里,你等候着我
然而,假若
你对我的爱情淡去
我的爱火也会
渐渐熄灭。
如果瞬间你忘了我
别来找我,
因我早已把你忘怀。
我生命中
过往的猎猎疾风
如果你嫌弃它过于悠长、疯狂
你依然不顾我而离去
在我爱情深埋的心之岸
记住,彼时彼刻。
我将举起双臂
摇断爱的根脉,
憩于他方。
但是,如果每时每刻
你倾心与我分享
这奇妙的甜蜜
如果你迎向我的红唇
每天绽若鲜花
啊,我的爱人,我心里
所有的爱火将再度燃起,
永不会消逝,永不被忘怀
融我的浓情于你的蜜意,爱人啊
情长今生
不离你我臂弯。
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英语作文是学习英语重要的一个环节,那你想知道有关交通的英语作文要怎么写吗?下面读文网小编为大家带来关于交通的英语作文带翻译,欢迎大家学习!
The traffic problem is one of the most serious problems in my hometown. Recently, more and more people have private car, but the roads are so narrow that we have to fight against the heavy traffic when we go out. Especially during the rush hours, cars and buses are unable to move. To make things worse, many people are killed in the traffic accidents. How miserable it is!
For the sake of our life and security, some measures must be taken to change the present situation. In the first place, as there are a great many cars, we should control the number of private cars and vehicles and use the public transportation more often. Secondly, the government should widen the roads and build more flyovers, so as to ease the traffic pressure and reduce the traffic accidents. In addition, the undergrounds and light rails should be constructed, so that we can have more choices when going out and do not have to worry about the traffic jams in the future.
I believe the traffic problem could be solved if we devote our actions to them.
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如今没有一口流利的英语,了解一些简单的日常英语对话技巧也是很有必要的!今天读文网小编在这里为大家分享一些带翻译的简单日常英语对话,希望这些英语对话会对大家有所帮助!
A:Excuse me? I didn't hear what you said.
A:对不起?我刚才没听见您说的话。
B:l asked you if you wanted some help.
B:我是问您是否需要帮忙。
A:l am new to this school and not familiar with this library. Can you help me?
A:我是一名新生,对图书馆不了解。你能帮我一个忙吗?
B:Cerlainly. What's your topic?
B:当然可以。你想找什么类的书?
A:l'm looking for information on tropical fish.
A:我找关于热带鱼方面的资料。
B:AII right. You can use the computer over there, enter "tropical fish" under subject. lf you know the title of the book, enter it under "title".
B:好。你可以用那里的计算机,在“主题”下输入“热带鱼”。如果你知道书名,在“书名”下将其输入。
A:Great, thank you.
A:裉好,谢谢。
B:You are welcome.
B:别客气。
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多阅读、多听一些英语的情景对话,对于我们英语的阅读及口语能力都有相对的提升,今天读文网小编在这里为大家分享一些邀请常用英语对话,欢迎大家阅读!
A:Hello?
A:您好。
B:Hello, is that Miss Smith?
B:您好,请问您是史密斯小姐吗?
A:Yes.
A:是的。
B:This is Mr.Gao. How are you?
B:我是高先生,你好吗?
A:Not too bad, thanks. And you?
A:还不错.谢谢,你呢?
B:Fine. Listen. Are you free on Wednesday night? I'd like to invite you to dinner.
B:很好。你星期三晚上有空吗?我想邀请你吃晚餐。
A:I'm terribly sorry, but I've already made arrangements for Wednesday.
A:真对不起,我星期三已经有安排了。
B:That's a pity. How about Thursday?
B:真遗憾,那星期四怎么样?
A:That would be fine.
A:好吧。
B:Great. What time would you like to meet?
B:太好了!你认为几点见面好呢?
A:Whenever is suitable for you. I have no plans for that day.
A:你看什么时间合适,我几点都可以。我那天没什么安排。
B:OK, let's say 6:30 p.m.
B:好吧,那就晚上6点半吧!
A:And where would you like to meet?
A:那么我们在哪儿见面呢?
B:I can pick you up at the gate of your company. Also, what type of food do you like?
B:我可以在你的公司门口接你。还有,你喜欢吃什么菜?
A:l'm not very familiar with Chinese cuisine. What can you recommend?
A:我对中国菜不太了解,你推荐点什么呢?
B:Well, have you heard of Peking Duck? it's a local specialty.
B:哦,你听说过北京烤鸭吗?那是地方特产。
A:Of course! Peking Duck is world-famous. I would love to try it.
A:当然!北京烤鸭世界闻名。我很想试试。
B:OK, let's have that then.
B:那样的话我们就吃北京烤鸭吧。
A:All right. Well, I'll see you later.
A:好吧,到时候见吧!
B:See you later, goodbye.
B:到时见,再见。
A:Bye.
A:再见。
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想知道现在高薪职业的排名吗?下面读文网小编为大家带来职场英语美文:高薪工作前10名,欢迎大家阅读!
When most people think of high-paying jobs, there are several classic well-to-do professions that jump to mind. For example, everyone knows that more often than not, lawyers, doctors and CEOs are likely to see a pretty hefty paycheck each year.
当大多数人想到高薪工作时,有几个传统的好行业会跳入脑海。比如说,每个人都知道律师、医生、CEO他们往往每年都能获得一笔丰厚的薪水。
But, many other careers come along with unexpectedly high salaries. From air traffic controllers to art directors, funeral managers to foresters, there is a varied range of jobs that bring in much more money than one might expect.
但也有另外一些职业的薪水出乎意料的高。从航空管制员到艺术总监,从葬礼经理到护林员,有很多工作都能带来比预期多得多的薪水。
Read on for a review of the top ten unexpectedly high-paying jobs, according to an employment survey from the US Department of Labor.
下面是根据美国劳工部调查得出的十大出乎意料的高薪职业。
Air Traffic Controller
航空管制员
Air traffic controllers are responsible for directing the flow of commercial airline flights. They authorize and regulate the pathways of flights.
航空管制员负责指挥商用航空公司航班的航线,他们批准并控制航班的轨道。
Air traffic controllers must complete an FAA-recognized education program, and attend a 12-week training program at the FAA Academy in Oklahoma.
航空管制员必须完成由联邦航空局认可的教育计划,并且在俄克拉荷马州的联邦航空局学院参加为期12周的训练计划。
Air traffic controllers make an average annual salary of $118,420.
航空管制员的平均年薪是118,420美元。
Astronomer
天文学家
Astronomers are involved in the observation, analysis and research of various astronomical phenomena, such as the movements of celestial bodies like moons, planets, stars and galaxies.
天文学家的工作涉及到观察、分析以及研究各种各样的天文现象,比如月亮、行星、恒星、银河等天体的运动。
Many astronomers have educational backgrounds in mathematics or physics. Professional astronomers generally possess a PhD in physics, astronomy or astrophysics, and tend to be employed by high-level research universities.
许多天文学家有数学或物理的学历背景,专业的天文学家一般会有物理学、天文学或天体物理学的博士学位,他们更多是被高级别的研究型大学雇用。
Professional astronomers make an average annual salary of $102,550.
专业天文学家的平均年薪是102,550美元。
Art Director
艺术总监
Art directors develop and design visual communication methods and strategies for various companies. Art directors are often involved in the conception of graphic design and layouts for a company's website, advertising campaigns and overarching multimedia marketing strategies.
艺术总监为不同的公司开发并设计视觉传达的方法和策略。艺术总监通常为公司网页、广告活动以及包罗万象的多媒体营销策略提出平面设计的概念并加以布局。
Art directors make an average annual salary of $94,260.
艺术总监的平均年薪是94,260美元。
Midwife
助产士
Either working on their own or as part of a medical team, midwives are involved in OB/GYN healthcare for women, and are specifically responsible for care before, during and after childbirth.
无论是自己工作还是作为医疗团队的一员,助产士都可以被归为女性妇产科医疗的范围,在分娩前后及期间起着非常重要的作用。
Midwives make an average annual salary of $91,070.
助产士的平均年薪是91,070美元。
Agent
代理人
Agents are the masterminds behind actors, athletes, singers and other "stars." They often serve as the middleman between their clients and potential employers or customers, handling contract negotiations, perks and paycheck terms, and publicity matters.
代理人是指演员、运动员、歌手以及其他“明星”背后的优秀策划者。他们常常作为客户和潜在雇主或雇员的中间人,处理合同谈判、特殊待遇、薪水条款以及公共宣传事项。
Although agents don't receive the million-dollar paychecks their clients are accustomed to, they do make an average annual salary of $88,260.
虽然代理人不像他们的客户那样动辄收到100万美元的薪水,但他们也能拿到88,260美元的平均年薪。
Funeral Service Manager
葬礼服务经理
Funeral service managers oversee the operations of a funeral home, and may also be involved in the planning and coordination of individual memorial services.
葬礼服务经理负责监督殡仪馆的操作,也会规划与协调个人追悼会。
Funeral service managers are also responsible for the attainment and sale of funeral home merchandise and services, such as caskets or cremation.
葬礼服务经理同时也要负责获得和销售殡仪馆的商品和服务,如棺材或是火化。
Funeral service managers make an average annual salary of $79,930.
葬礼服务经理的平均年薪是79,930美元。
Animator
动画师
Animators formulate and design special effects, digital animation and other multimedia elements for movies, television shows, computer games, music videos, commercials and other creations.
动画师为电影、电视节目、电脑游戏、音乐短片、广告和其他作品构思设计特殊效果、数字动画以及其他的多媒体元素。
Animators make an average annual salary of $69,560.
动画师的平均年薪是69,560美元。
Postmaster and Mail Superintendent
邮政局长和邮件负责人
Postmasters and mail superintendents plan and coordinate the administrative and operational services of U.S. post offices, making an average annual salary of $62,080.
邮政局长和邮件负责人计划和协调美国邮局的行政和业务服务,平均年薪是69,560美元。
Forester
护林员
Foresters are involved in all types of environmental and outdoor work, such as managing wilderness or protected lands, appraising the value of an allotted acreage, maintaining forest health or working on conservation efforts.
护林员负责各种类型的环境和户外工作,例如管理荒野和保护土地,评估分配面积的价值,保持森林健康,致力于环境保护工作。
Foresters make an average annual salary of $57,140.
护林员的平均年薪是57,140美元。
Archivist
档案保管员
Archivists are historians who manage historically valuable documents and records. They may also participate in research based on archived essays, letters or photographs, and are involved in the maintenance and upkeep of such materials.
档案保管员是管理历史上有价值的文档和记录的历史学家。他们可能也参与了基于存档文章、信件以及照片的研究,以及对许多资料的维护和保养。
Archivists make an average annual salary of $50,810.
档案保管员的平均年薪是50,810美元。
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学习英语,阅读真的很重要,多阅读一些英语短篇美文能有效提高自己的英语阅读能力,下面读文网小编在这里整理了一些英语美文短文精选给大家,希望大家会喜欢这些英语美文!
Through the cold winter wasteland a man trudged, leaning into the harsh wind which spitefully tried to force him back. He was covered from head to toe in layers of thick clothing, layers of protection against the harsh environment. On he fought, searching, searching. He was working so hard. This must be the way.
在寒冷的冬季,以为男子在荒地中的前行举步维艰,狂风肆虐几乎要将他吹倒。他从头到脚包裹着厚厚的衣物,用来抵御这恶劣的环境。他不遗余力的寻找着,寻找着,一定有办法。
In the distance he saw what looked like steam rising out of the ground. It rose a few feet and then was quickly whipped away by the biting wind. He altered his course and turned towards the steam, gaining some blessed relief as he turned his chapped face out of the gale.
远远地他看见有蒸汽从地下往上冒,只有短短几英尺。接着狂风拖曳着他往回,他改变了方向超蒸汽那里出发,感谢上天他开裂的脸蛋不再曝露在狂风之中。
As he got closer, he thought he could make out voices. Their tone was unfamiliar to him - musical, relaxed and warm - their melody enticed him closer. Finally he got close enough to peer through the mist.
他渐渐走近,发现自己可以说话了。对方的声音听起来很陌生,但是如同音乐一般让人感觉到放松,温暖。他们的旋律吸引着他不断靠近。最后,在迷雾中他靠近了他们。
There before him was a remarkable sight. In the midst of the frozen wasteland, cut into the ground was a large pool. Several people were in the pool, they seemed to be floating easily without any effort. As they saw him approach, a woman called out to him.
在旅人面前呈现出一个奇妙的场景。在刺骨寒冷的湿地中,地面上有这么大一个池塘。有不少人在其中,毫不费力地在池中飘来飘去。在旅人靠近之时,一位女士叫住了他。
"Come in here. It is lovely and warm. You can just lie back and relax," said the woman.
“进来吧,这里温暖舒适。你可以躺下放松。”女士说道。
"I can't. There are no steps." The man replied.
“我不能,这里都没有台阶。”旅人答道。
"Just jump in. It really is lovely in here. Come on. Theoure's plenty of room for another." Another of the floaters joined in the persuasion.
“只要跳进来就好了,这里很棒,快点,还有不少位子呢。”池中其他人也附和说道。
"But what if I don't like it, how will I get out? The sides are too high to reach up to."
“但是如果我不喜欢这里了,怎么出来?边缘太高很难出来。”
"Believe me, you won't want to get out. Come on. It is so good in here."
“相信我,你不会想要出来的,快点进来,这里真的很好。”
But he decided not to jump in. And that was a wise decision.
但他没有往下跳。而这是个明治的选择。
There're many things and people in life like this pool. They promise you life can be easy.
生活中有很多人和事像这个水池一样,他们像你承诺无忧无虑。
But in fact, they are traps that you can't come back from.
但实际上,他们都是能让你万劫不复的陷阱。
Life is hard. Stay wise. And fight.
生活是艰难的,请保持睿智,并战斗下去。
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出国旅游,即使没有一口流利的英语,了解一些常用的旅游英语口语也是很有必要的!今天读文网小编在这里为大家分享一些简单实用点餐英语对话,希望这些英语对话会对大家有所帮助!
A: Good afternoon, sir. May I help you?
柜台服务员:午安,先生。我能为您服务吗?
C: Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger and a large order of French fries.
顾客:好啊,我要一个起士汉堡和一大份薯条。
A: Would you like anything to drink with that?
服务员:请问还要什么饮料吗?
C: Yes, a medium Coke.
顾客:好啊,一杯中可。
A : Will that be all?
服务员:就这些吗?
C: Yes.
顾客:是的。
A: For here or to go?
服务员:在这里吃或外带呢?
C: To go, please. ( The attendant hands the customer his order.
顾客:外带。(服务员把顾客点的餐交给他。)
A: That'll be $ 4. 25... ( The customer gives her a 5 dollar bill. ) ... out of five. Here is your change, sir. Have a nice day.
服务员:一共4.25美元……(顾客递给她一张5美元钞票)……收你5块钱。先生,这是找您的零钱。祝您有个愉快的一天。
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假期是人们经常讨论的一个话题,比如讨论如何安排自己的假期之类的。下面读文网小编为大家带来谈论假期的英语情景对话,欢迎大家学习!
A:What would you be doing in U.S.A?
A:你到美国后要干什么?
B:Most of the time I'll be on a tour,enjoying the beautiful scenery there.
大多数时间是去观光.观赏那里的美丽风光。
A:What do you want to see particularly?
A:特别想去哪儿?
B:I'll go to the Yellow Stone Park,and Great Canyon.
B:黄石公园和大裂谷。
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文化是,或者说应该是,对完美的研究和追求;而文化所追求的完美以美与智为主要品质。今天读文网小编在这里为大家分享关于文化的英语句子,欢迎大家阅读!
从城市保护的角度看,文物与文化不是一个概念。
From the perspective of city protection, cultural relics and cultural is not a concept.
智慧是知识凝结的宝石,文化是智慧放出的异彩。
Wisdom is the gem of condensed knowledge, culture is the extraordinary splendour of wisdom.
文化不会因为一个国家的贫穷,而失掉它的价值。
Culture won't because of the poverty of a country, and lost its value.
舞蹈跳的就是文化,跳的就是一个人的文化底蕴。
Dance dance is culture, is a person's cultural background.
人生来本是一个蛮物,惟有文化才使他高出于禽兽。
To this is a pretty things in life, but the culture makes him above a beast.
我们一起创建的是团队的文化,而不是抱怨的文化。
We are creating a team culture together, instead of complaining about culture.
知识是珍贵宝石的结晶,文化是宝石放出来的光泽。
Knowledge is the crystallization of the precious gems, culture is the luster of the gem released.
只有整个社会具有文化良心,我们的文化才有希望。
Only the whole social cultural conscience, our culture is hope.
他是有理想,没道德,有文化,没纪律的复合型人才。
He didn't has the ideal, morality, culture, discipline is the inter-disciplinary talent.
既不是职业作家,也不是业余写手,见了文化绕着走。
Is not a professional writer, or is not amateur, see culture around the way.
只有读者有精神粮食可以消费,那文学才能一直活下去!
Only the reader can have spiritual food consumption, the literature can survive all the time!
文化不能从上向下压,因为它应该是从下面高涨起来的。
Culture cannot be from top to down, because it should be rising from the bottom up.
劳动永远是人类生活的基础,是创造人类文化幸福的基础。
Labor is the foundation of human life, forever is the basis of the creates happiness in the human culture.
书不仅是生活,而且是现在、过去和未来文化生活的源泉。
Book is not only the life, and it is now, in the past, and the source of cultural life in the future.
真正的文化以同情和赞美为生,而不是以憎厌和轻蔑为生。
The real cultural sympathy and praise for a living, instead of living with hate and contempt.
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在做英语手抄报的时候,经常会用到一些英语名人名言,下面读文网小编为大家带来英语手抄报名人名言,希望对你有所帮助。
1、诚实和勤奋,应当成为你永久的伴侣。——富兰克林
Honesty and diligence should be your permanent partner.
2、你想成为幸福的人吗?但愿你首先学会吃得起苦。——屠格涅夫
Who do you want to be happy? I hope you learn first to eat up bitter.
3、如果你对事情满怀热忱,你就一定成功。——卡耐基
If you have things full of enthusiasm, you will succeed.
4、真正的勇敢,都包含谦虚。——吉尔伯特
The real brave, contain modest.
5、生活是一种绵延不绝的渴望,渴望不断上升,变得更伟大而高贵。——杜伽尔
Life is an endless miles of longing, yearning for rising, more great and noble.
6、好动与不满足是进步的第一必需品。——爱迪生
Active and discontent is the first necessity of progress.
7、没有引发任何行动的思想都不是思想,而是梦想。——马丁
Did not cause any of the actions are not thought, but a dream.
8、死的伟大的人,永远没有失败。——拜伦
Die of a great man, never fail.
9、周围都有好朋友的人,比四面楚歌的人不知幸福多少。——卡内基夫人
Good friends are all around, than the embattled people do not know how much happiness.
10、为着品德而去眷恋一个情人,总是一件很美的事。——柏拉图
For character and to care for a lover, always a beautiful thing.
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