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笑话是一种增强快乐的文化,常常以篇幅短小,故事情节简单,文笔巧妙的形式出现,给人以出乎意料,并且取得笑意的艺术效果的文化。在忙碌的生活,我们也需要偶尔的放松一下自己。下面读文网小编为大家带来轻松幽默笑话,希望大家喜欢!
Three stood by the golden gate and St. Peter said,St. Peter said, “sorry,we' re all filled up, so only one of you can come into heaven. So, out of you three, the one who had the most tragic death of all may enter the heaven.”
三个男人站在天堂门外,圣彼得说:“对不起,我们这里已经人满为患你们中只有一个人能够进人天堂。所以,你们三个人当中死得最惨的那个才能进入。”
The first man spoke, "well,I am a newlywed and I tend to get jealous of my wife and her male friends, so I forbid her to see any of them when I was at work. But today I came home early and saw two wine glasses on the coffee table and when I asked my wife what was going on, she blushed and was silent. I searched the entire house for her male friend and finally I spotted someone’s hands grasping the railing on our balcony. In a fit of rage I stomped on the hands until the rascal fell 15 stories down into the bin below. When I realized he was still alive, I unhooked my fridge and throw it over the railing. In the process of doing this, I had a heart attack.”
第一个人说:“我刚结婚不久,很嫉妒我的妻子和他的男性朋友,所以在我上班的时候,我禁止她见任何的男性朋友。但是今天我回家较早,看见咖啡桌上放着两个葡萄酒杯,当我问妻子发生了什么事情的时候,她红着脸不说话。我搜遍了整个屋子想找出那个男人,最后发现有个人的手抓住了我家
凉台的栏杆。我对着那双手就是一阵狂踢,直到那个流氓从十五楼上掉下去,可惜下面正好有一堆纸箱,当我得知他还活着时,就搬起家里的冰箱从阳台上向下砸去,然后就突发心脏病身亡。”
St. Peter replied, "wow, that's too bad. Next?"
圣彼得说:“噢,够惨的。下一个?”
The second man began to speak,` I am a window washer and I was minding my own business and washing the seventeenth story windows at an apartment when my safety rope snapped and I began to fa11.I reached out and in a stroke of luck on to a balcony railing on the fifteenth. I was trying to catch my breath and wait it for someone to rescue me when some lunatic started to stomp on my hands until I lost my grip and fell into the bin below. I opened my eye in disbelief only to see a fridge come crashing down onto my head.”
第二个人说:“我是一个窗户清洁工,一天我正在清洗公寓十七楼的窗户,安全带不幸突然崩断,我开始坠落,但幸运的是我抓住了十五楼阳台的栏杆,我屏住了呼吸等着人来救我,突然有个神经病人乱踢我的手,直到我失手掉进下面的一堆纸箱。我睁开眼睛一看,一个冰箱正朝我的头上砸来。”
St. Peter replied: "my, my. . . that is bad. Next?"
圣彼得说:“哎哟,……够惨的。下一个?”
The third man spoke last, "well, I was hiding in the fridge when. . .”
第三个最后说:“哎,我当时正藏在冰箱里,突然……”
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来轻松幽默英文笑话三则,欢迎大家阅读!
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don“t you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I”ve saved you a meal, haven“ I?
父亲:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?
杰克:我知道,爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢,是不是?
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BBC World Service announcer: "A Palestinian suicide bomber has struck again in the Northern town of Afula in Israel killing at least four people and wounding several more. The Israeli army has responded by. . ."
英国广播公司世界新闻:“一名巴勒斯坦自杀性爆炸者在以色列北部小镇阿夫拉又一次引发爆炸,造成至少四人死亡多人受伤。以色列军队决定对此做出反应……”
Rick, bored, while I worked out his Algebra problem for him: "Can't they catch the guy who's doing all this bombing?
当我给我的儿子雷克做他的代数题的时候,雷克无聊的问我:“他们能抓住做所有这些事的那个人吗?”
Me: "Uh. . . er. . . well, might not be the same guy. I think they might be getting names confused, you know, they got a lot of similar sounding names there一a lot of Mohammad's. "
我说:“这个嘛,也许不是同一个人。我觉得他们也许把名字搞混了。你知道吗?他们有许多人的名字听上去都差不多,都是叫穆罕默德什么的。”
Rick: "Oh.”
雷克:“噢。”
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笑话是一种增强快乐的文化,常常以篇幅短小,故事情节简单,文笔巧妙的形式出现,给人以出乎意料,并且取得笑意的艺术效果的文化。在忙碌的生活,我们也需要偶尔的放松一下自己。下面读文网小编为大家带来经典轻松幽默笑话三则,希望大家喜欢!
There seems to be many more widows than widowers in my community. So it was nice to see a couple I know, married 51 years, doing their weekly food shopping together at our local market.
我住的那一带,寡妇似乎要比鳏夫多得多。因此,看到我认识的一对结婚已经51年的夫妇,每周一次一起在当地的商场里采购食品,真让人感到高兴。
He pushed the grocery cart as his wife, shopping list in hand placed each item in- side. When they went to the counter, she discovered that she had forgotten to pick up a package of prunes.
丈夫推着购物车,妻子手里拿着购物单,将每一样东西放进车里。当他们最后快要去结帐时,妻子发现她忘了拿上一盒话梅。
"You get the eggs and milk,”she told her husband. "I' 11 go back for the prunes and then catch up with you.”
“你去拿鸡蛋和牛奶,”她告诉丈夫。“我去取话梅,然后来追你。”
A few minutes later, prunes in hand, she found her husband in conversation with a woman of about her age. She listened to them for a minute as she approached the cart,then tossed in the prunes.
几分钟以后,她手里拿着话梅回来时,发现她的丈夫正在和一个年纪和她差不多的女人谈话。她向购物车走过去,听他们讲了一会儿,然后将话梅丢进车里。
Annoyed, the woman nudged her aside, whispering,"Get lost. He's mine!"
那个女人被激怒了,将她推到一边,低声说道:“走开,他是我的!”
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来趣味幽默英语笑话三则,欢迎大家阅读!
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
“The best way, sir,” said the deck hand, “is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in.”
一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能酬谢他。
“最好的办法,长官,”这名水手说,“是别声张这事。如果其他人知道我救了您,他们会把我扔下去的。”
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A blonde went outside to check her mailbox, and her neighbor kept an eye on her, she had no mail, so she went back inside her house. Two minutes later, the same blonde went outside for the 2nd time to check her mailbox, and still,she had no mail,and the neighbor was confused. One minute later, again the woman comes outside to check her mailbox for the 3rd time, and again,she had no mail. This time, her neighbor went up to her and said, "The mailman won’t be here for another 3 more hours, why do you keep on checking your mail" The blonde said, "Oh, because my computer keeps on saying, `You've got mail.”’
一个金发女郎走出门来检查她的邮箱,她的邻居看见了她。她没有发现邮件,所以她就回到了家里。过了两分钟,这个金发女郎又出来第二次检查她的邮箱,她仍然没有发现邮件,她的邻居看见了有些迷惑。一分钟以后,这个女人又出来第三次检查邮箱,她还是一无所获。这回她的邻居走向前去问她:“邮递员三个小时内是不会来的。你为什么不断的检查你的邮箱呀?”那个金发女郎说:“噢,因为我的电脑总是告诉我‘你有新邮件’。”
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来英语幽默小笑话三则,欢迎大家阅读!
A teacher said to her class:
有个老师问班上的学生:
“Who was the first man?”
“谁是第一个男人?”
“George Washington,”a little boy shouted promptly.
“乔治·华盛顿,”一个小男孩当即叫道。
“How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?”asked the teacher,smiling indulgently.
“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢?”老师问道,宽容地微笑着。
“Because,”said the little boy,“he was first in war,first in peace,and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
小男孩说:“因为他是战时第一,和时第一,国人心中第一。”
But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。
“Well,”said the teacher to him,“who do you think was the first man?”
“那么,”老师对他说,“你认为谁是第一个男人呢?”
“I don't know what his name was,”said the larger boy,“but I know it wasn't George Washington,ma’am,because the history book says George Washington married a widow,so,of course,there must have been a man ahead of him.”
“我不知道他的名字,”大点儿的男孩说,“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿,老师。因为历史书上说,乔治·华盛顿娶了一个寡妇,所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。”
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Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.
If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold.
If he had a headache, he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours.
He spent more time at home than he did at school.
On the days that he did go to school, he looked for excuses to come home early.
One morning he came home when the lessons were only half finished.
His father was surprised.
"You've come home early," he said. "Is the school closed today?"
"No, Dad, " Tommy said - "It's open. I came home early.
"How did you do that?" his father asked him. "What did you say to the teacher?"
"I told her that I had a new baby brother and that I had to come home and help you . "
"But your mother has had twins," his father said, "a boy and a girl. You've got a baby brother and a baby sister."
"Yes, I know, Dad, " Tommy said. "I'm saving up my baby sister for next week "
汤姆讨厌上学,总是找借口不去上学。
如果他打喷嚏,他就叫他妈妈写个纸条说他感冒了。
如果他头痛,他就叫他妈妈在上课时间带他去看病。
他呆在家里的时间比在学校的时间要多。
在他的确去上学的日子里,他就找借口早点回家。
一天早上他上了一半课就从学校回来了。
他爸爸很惊讶。
“你回来很早,”他爸爸问,“今天学校放学了吗?”
“没有,爸爸,”汤姆说,“还没放学。我提前回来了。”
“你怎么会提前回来了?”爸爸问,“你对老师说什么了?”
“我告诉她我有了一个小弟弟,我得回家帮你。”
“但是你妈妈生了一对双胞胎,”爸爸说,“一个男孩,一个女孩。你有一个小弟弟和一个小妹妹。”
“是的,我知道,爸爸,”汤姆说,“我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。”
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Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
某日,三个男人排队等着进天堂。而显然那一天天堂很忙,所以圣彼得走出来对第一个人说:“今天天堂快满员了,我只能让一个死的最可怜的人进去,来说说你是怎么死的吧。”
The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."
第一个男人回答说:“这段时间以来我一直都怀疑我的老婆有了外遇,所以今天我就提早回家想要抓她个正着。我回到我位于25楼的公寓,我敢肯定有什么地方不对,但任凭我把房子翻了个底儿朝天也找不到那个男人。终于,当我搜到阳台的时候发现那个奸夫正吊在阳台的栏杆上!我气坏了,开始对他拳打脚踢,可你能相信吗?他居然就是掉不下去!于是我又返回屋里,拿了只锤子出来敲他的手。他终于掉下去了,但他居然只是掉进灌木丛,还是没死!我再也忍受不了了,进屋把冰箱抬了出来、整个儿给他砸下去……他终于死了。而我呢,这时也因为太过愤怒,心脏病发,也死在了阳台上。”
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.
“那听起来是够惨的。”圣彼得说,于是让他进去了。
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.
轮到第二个男人,圣彼得解释了相同的事,要他说说自己的死亡原因。
"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
“今天真是奇怪极了。看,我住26楼,每天早晨都在我的阳台上锻炼。今天一早,也不知怎么的,我踩滑了、掉下了楼。幸运的是,我及时抓住了25楼阳台上的栏杆。我知道即便如此我也撑不了多久,而恰好一个男人走到了阳台上来。我开心极了,想自己一定得救了。哪知道,他一过来就对我拳打脚踢、接着还进屋拿了一只锤子砸我的手指。我终于掉下去了。但我掉进了灌木丛,也只是晕了一下而已。我正想着我应该没事的,就看着从天而降一个冰箱,跟着我就到了这儿……”
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
圣彼得不得不承认这家伙死的很惨,让他进了天堂。
The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole process was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.
最后,终于轮到第三个男人了。圣彼得对他提出了相同的问题。
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."
这个男人说:“看吧,我裸着身子、藏在冰箱里……”
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The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home.”
在监狱里,一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来。新来的犯人回答说:“我想我真是倒霉。几天前我在街上走的时候,看到一根脏绳子,以为没人要了,便捡起来带了回家。”
"But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!”
“但是,捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊!”
"I told you I had bad luck, didn't I?" the man sighed, "The trouble is that I didn’t notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope.”
“我告诉过你我倒霉了吧?”那个人叹了口气,“麻烦的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛。”
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来简单幽默英语笑话三则,希望大家喜欢!
An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, "It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: "Of course not. After all, I may be wrong."
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时,牧师答道:“这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法。”
当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时,他答道:“当然不会。毕竟,我可能会是错的。”
一份报纸组织了一场竞赛,为下面的问题征集最佳答案:“如果卢浮宫起了火,而你只能救出一幅画,你将救出哪一幅?”
获奖的答案是:“最接近门口的那一幅。”
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
小镇的一个警官让一个在主大道上超速驾驶的摩托车手停下来。
A:But officer, I can explain.
长官,请听我解释。
B:Just be quiet, I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.
闭嘴,我要让你在监狱里冷静冷静,直到警长回来为止。
A:But,officer, I just wanted to say. . .
但是,长官,我只是想说……。
B:I said to keep quiet!You're going to jail!
我说过闭嘴,你要进监狱了!
(A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner.
儿个小时后警官去看囚犯。)
B:Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.
幸亏警长今天参加他女儿的婚礼去了,回来后他心情肯定比较好。
A:Don't count on it,I'm the groom.
别指望啦。我就是新郎。
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在日常繁忙的生活中,也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是读文网小编为大家带来生活经典幽默笑话三则,希望大家喜欢!
Somewhat sceptical of his son's newfound determination to become Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department, admiring a set of weights.
儿子最近决心要成为Charles Atlas,对于这个决定,父亲多少有点怀疑,不过他还是陪着儿子去了举重器材商店,在那里他们看上了一套举重器材。
"Please, Dad," pleaded the boy, "I promise I'll use 'em every day.""I don't know, Michael.
“哦,爸爸,给我买一套吧,”儿子企求道,“我答应我一定每天都会用它们来练习的。”
It's really a commitment on your part," the father pointed out."Please, Dad?" the boy continued.
“我也不知道,Michael。这对你来说的确是一项承诺,”父亲对儿子指出这一点。
"They're not cheap either," the father came back.
“好不好嘛,爸爸?”男孩继续央告。“而且这套器材可不便宜。”父亲又说。
"I'll use 'em Dad, I promise. You'll see.
“我真的会天天练的,爸爸,我答应你。你会看到的。”
"Finally won over, the father paid for the equipment and headed for the door.From the corner of the store he heard his son yelp, "What! You mean I have to carry them to the car?"
最后,父亲被说服了,他买了这套设备,然后向门外走去。就在这个时候,他听到儿子在商店角落里尖叫着嚷道,“什么!你的意思是我得一个人把这些东西扛到车上去?”
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在日常繁忙的生活中,也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是读文网小编为大家带来经典轻松幽默英语笑话,希望大家喜欢!
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent.
有位小老太太去看医生:“医生,我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题,只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。
As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
事实上,我在这里已经放了20多个屁,但是你并不知道对吧,因为我的屁不臭,而且还没声音。”
The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."
医生说:“好的,我明白了。吃这个药片,一天三次连续吃七天,下星期你再来。”
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."
一星期后老太太来了,“医生,你到底给的我什么药,现在我放屁还是没声音,但是怎么这么臭!”
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
医生说:“太好了!你的嗅觉正常了,现在开始治听觉。”
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来英语趣味幽默笑话三则,欢迎大家阅读!
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron(傻瓜)?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
一天,一位大学心理学教授向他的新生们问候。他站在学生们的面前说:“如果哪位同学认为自己傻,就请站起来。”
大约过了一分钟,一位年轻人站了起来。
教授说:“嗨,你好。你真的认为自己是个低能儿么?”
这个孩子回答道:“不是的,先生,我只是不忍心看着只有你自己站在这里。”
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A school leaver was being interviewed for a job as an office boy.
一个中途辍学的孩子想当办公室勤务员,正在接受面试。
"You will get five pounds a week to start off with,”said the boss,"And then after six months you will get ten pounds a week.”
“刚开始每周只给你五英镑,”老板说,“半年以后每周增加到十英镑。”
"Right,"said the lad.“I will come back in six months.”
“好,”那男孩说,“那么我六个月以后再来上班。”
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My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day,after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.
我和两个妹妹同时离开家去不同的大学读书。经历了太多的危机,也厌倦了受到与其他大学生相同的对待之后,有一天我给家里打了个电话,就我独有的问题寻求安慰和理解。
When my dad answered,I immediately launched into my litany of frustrations with college life. As 1 paused to catch my breath, he said,"O. K.,honey. . . now, first of all,who is this?"
爸爸接起电话后,我立刻开始历数我大学生活中的挫折。当我停下来歇口气时,爸爸说:“好啦,亲爱的……现在,首先告诉我,你是哪一个?”
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想用轻松愉快的心情来学习英语吗?下面读文网小编为大家带来英语幽默短笑话带翻译,希望大家喜欢!
Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in someschools today.
我们的老师正在给我们介绍现在某些学校使用的一种新的记忆训练系统。
“It works like this,”she said. "Suppose you wanted to remember the name of a poet-Robert Burns,for instance.”She told us to think of him as Bobby Burns.“Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman,a bobby in flames. See? Bobby Burns!”
“这个系统是这样的,”她说。“假定你要记住一个诗人的名字一一例如,要记住罗伯特·彭斯的名字。”她告诉我们把他当作博比·彭斯。“让你的脑海里闪现出一个伦敦警察的形象,燃烧着的警察。明白吗?警察燃烧!”
“I see what you mean,”said the class know it all.“But how can you tell that it's not Robert Browning?”
“我明白你的意思,”班上的万事通说。“但是你怎么能说那就不是罗伯特·布朗宁呢?”
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