为您找到与学到一些笑话英文相关的共200个结果:
摘要:如果你想拥有自己从未有过的东西,那就必须愿意去完成从未做过的事情。
•a man doesn't have a strong will to get the final victory, he will never succeed in his life.
•一个人如果没有去赢得胜利的恒心,他必将不会在他的人生道路上取得成功。
•Don't let the sadness of your past and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present.
•别让过去的悲催,或者未来的忧虑,毁掉自己当下的快乐
•The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
•实现明天理想的唯一障碍是今天的疑虑
比较好的英文句子
•All that you do, do with your might; things done by halves are never done right.
•做一切事情都应尽力而为,半途而废永远不行。
•Friendship is both a source of pleasure and a component of good health.
•友谊既是快乐之源泉,又是健康之要素。
•If you want something you have never had, you must be willing to do something you have never done.
•如果你想拥有自己从未有过的东西,那就必须愿意去完成从未做过的事情。
•Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
•无热情成就不了伟业。
•Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.
•如何判断一天过得好不好,不要看你收获了多少,而要看你种下去了多少种子
•The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.
•痛苦的秘密在于有闲功夫担心自己是否幸福
•At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.
•二十岁时起支配作用的是意志,三十岁时是机智,四十岁时是判断。—Benjamin Franklin
•If a jewel falls into the mire, it remains as precious as before; and though dust should ascend to heaven, its former worthlessness will not be altered.
•宝石即使落在泥潭里,仍是一样可贵;尘土纵然扬到天上,还是没有价值。
•Skills vary with the man.We must tread a straight path and strive by that which is born in us.
•技能因人而异。我们必须凭藉天生的资质引导我们执著前行,奋斗不息。—Pindar
•In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
•在这个世界上只有两种悲剧:一种是得不到自己想要的东西,另一种是得到了。
•Natural abilities are like natural plants that need pruning by study.
•天生的才干如同天生的植物一样,需要靠学习来修剪
•Universities are where the wisdom we cannot afford to lose is preserved from generation to generation.
•大学是人类把不可或缺的智慧世代流传的殿堂
•A person is not lovely for being beautiful but beautiful for being lovely. -Teenmix
•不是因为美丽才可爱,而是因为可爱才美丽。——天美意
. Noperson deserves your tears, and who deserves them won't make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪,值得你流泪的人是不会让你哭的。
Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish,it doesn't mean you are not loved with all his/her being.
只因为某人不如你所愿爱你,并不意味着你不被别人所爱。
A true friend is one who holds your hand and touches your heart.
一个真正的朋友会握着你的手,触动你的心。
The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you will never have him/her.
错过一个人最可怕的方式就是:坐在他/她身边,你却知道永远都不会拥有他/她。
Never stop smilling , not even you are sad,someone might fall in love with your smile.
永远不要停止微笑,即使是在你最难过有时候,
You may only be a person in the world , but for someone you are the world .
你可能只是这个世界上的一个人,但对于某人来说就是全世界。
Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you.
不要把时间花在一个不在乎与你一起分享的人身上。
Maybe God wants you to meet many people before you meet the right one , so when it happens , you will be thankful.
也许上帝在你遇见那个合适的人之前遇到很多错误的人,所以当这一切发生时你应该心存感激。
Don't cry because it come to an end , smile because it happend.
不要为他的结果而哭,应当为他的发生而笑。
Don't struggle too much,best thing happens when not expected.
不要做太多的抗争,最好的东西总是发生在出乎意料的时候。
Become a better person and be sure to know who you are before meet someone new , and hope that person knows who you are.
做一个更好的人,确信在遇见一个新的人之前知道你是谁,也希望那个人知道你是谁。
There'll always be people who will hurt you ,so you need to continue trusting,just be careful.
生活中总有伤害你的人,所以你仍然需要继续相信别人,只是小心而已。
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浪漫句子摘录:I can meet a person in a minute, like a person in an hour and love a person in a day. But it will take me a whole life to forget you
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them.
失去某人,最糟糕的莫过于,他近在身旁,却犹如远在天边。
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言,你是一个人;但是对于某个人,你是他的整个世界。
Whn the words "I love you" were said by you for the first time, my world blossoms. 第一次听到你对我说"我爱你",我的世界一瞬间鲜花绽开。
Your kiss still burns on my lips, everyday of mine is so beautiful. 你的吻还在我的唇上发烫,从此我的日子变得如此美丽。
浪漫的英文句子
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend, all losses are restored, and sorrows end.只要我一想起你,亲爱的人,所有的失落和遗憾烟消云散。
Don’t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急,最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
Where there is love, there are always wishes. 哪里有爱,哪里就有希望。
With the wonder of your love, the sun above always shines. 拥有你美丽的爱情,太阳就永远明媚( 文章阅读网:www.sanwen.net )
You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. 你不会因为美丽去爱一个女人,但她却会因为你的爱而变得美丽。
First impression of you is most lasting. 对你最初的印象,久久难以忘怀。
I feel happy at times we have had angry words but these have been kissed away. 我们生气争执时,爱的双唇把它们吻得无影无踪,我的心也顿觉甜蜜。
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你,那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
Love is a fabric that nature wove and fantasy embroidered. 爱情是一方织巾,用自然编织,用幻想点缀。
Love is a fire which burns unseen. 爱情是无形燃烧的火焰。
Love is not a matter of counting the days. It’s making the days count. 爱情不是数着日子过去,它让每个日子都变得有意义。
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Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the rightone, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to begrateful. 在遇到梦中人之前,上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人;在我们终于遇见心仪的人时,便应当心存感激。
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心,也不要愁眉不展,因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
你在时你是一切,你不在时一切是你!
You are everything when you are with me, and everything is you when you are not.
人生的路很长很长,让我陪你一起走吧。我愿与你搭建一个属于我们自己的天空。
Let me accompany you for there is a long way to go in life. I am willing to create a space only belonging to both of us.
我不知道我是否真的爱,但是我知道我不能没有你,如果地球将要毁灭,那么我要告诉你“你是我唯一想见的人。
I don't know whether I really love you, but I know I cannot lose you. If the earth is going to be destroyed I want to tell you that you are the only one I want to see.
遇上一个人要一分钟的时间,喜欢一个人只需一小时的时间,爱上一个人要一天的时间,可要我忘记你却要用上一生的时间。
I can meet a person in a minute, like a person in an hour and love a person in a day. But it will take me a whole life to forget you.
只要你愿意,当你失落失意的时候,最需要一个肩膊的时候,告诉我,我会立即出现满天星云下,感到无边的落寞。也许流星能体会。我期待,飘飘雪花的日子,你的心带来了一屡芬芳。
As long as you are willing, please let me know what I can do for you. When you are unhappy and want to cry on somebody's shoulder, I will stand before you immediately. I feel so lonely under the sky full of stars and clouds. I expect your love will give me something sweet on a snowing day.
正是因为爱才悄悄的躲开,躲开的是身影,躲不开的是默默的情怀;今天我终于鼓起勇气,向你表达我的爱。
Because of loving you so much that I stood aside. Although my figure left you away, my heart didn't. Today I have made up my mind to say "I love you".
想你,是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅。心里面,却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。
It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words.
常常想起曾和你在一起的那些日子。开心、快乐、幸福、失落、伤心、痛苦的所有日子。很想你,很想你……
Those days when we were together appear in my mind time after time, because they were so joyful, happy, blest, disappointing, sad and painful. I miss you, and miss you so much…
此生此世如能否见你一面,就是死了也甘心!
I'd reconcile to die only rather die for if I can see you only oonce. A meeting with you.
好想从现在开始抱著你,紧紧的抱著你,一直走到上帝面前……
How eagerly I want to hug you now, and hug you tight, until we have to meet the God.
不要问我爱你有多深,我真的说不出来,只知道你已成为我生活中的一种习惯,不可或缺的习惯,每天每天,可以不吃饭、不睡觉,却无法不想你……
Don't ask me how much I love you. I really have no answers. I can only tell you that missing you has become a must in my everyday life. I can live without food and sleep, but can't without missing you..
爱情对我来说只有一次,而你就是我的这一次……
I will just experience love once, and you will be my only one.
你可知我百年的孤寂只为你一人守候,千夜的恋歌只为你一人而唱。
You know my loneliness is only kept for you, my sweet songs are only sung for you.
你知道吗,有个人时时想念着你,惦记着你。你含笑的眼睛,象星光闪闪,缀在我的心幕上,夜夜亮晶晶。
Do you know there is someone thinking of you and caring you all the time? Your smiling eyes are just like the sparkling stars hanging on the curtain of my heart.
总是对你期望很高很高,总觉得你不懂女孩的心,总觉得你不够体贴,其实你有时对我真的挺好,原谅我的任性。你好吗?好想你!!
I used to expect too much of you. I used to think that you could never understand a girl's heart. And I used to feel that your care to me was not enough. But in fact, sometimes you treated me very well. Forgive my willfulness, please! How are you getting on? I miss you very much!
不是因为寂寞才想你,是因为想你才寂寞。孤独的感觉之所以如此之重,只是因为太想你。
I miss you not because of my loneliness but I do feel lonely when I miss you. Only when I miss you deeply I feel so lonely.
爱是付出不是占有。
Love is to give, not to possess.
认识你才知道有一种心情叫做依恋,有一种感觉叫做爱。
I didn't know the feeling of tangling and love until I met you.
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美文摘抄: 生命中令人悲伤的一件事是你遇到了一个对你来说很重要的人,但却最终发现你们有缘无份,因此你不得不放手。 A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you,only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return . But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. 只有付出的爱是痛苦的,但比这更痛苦是爱一个人却没有勇气让那人知道你的感情。
2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you,only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. 生命中令人悲伤的一件事是你遇到了一个对你来说很重要的人,但却最终发现你们有缘无份,因此你不得不放手。
3.The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with,never say a word,and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. 最好的朋友就是那种能和你促膝而坐,彼此不说只字片语,分别时却感到这是你有过的最好的一次交流!
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. 的确只有当我们失去时才知道曾拥有的是什么,同样,只有当我们拥有了才知道曾经失去了什么。
有意义的英文短句
5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone,an hour to like someone,and a day to love someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 迷上某人只需一分钟,喜欢上某人需要一小时,爱上某人则要一天,然而,忘记某人却是一辈子的事情。
6. Don't go for looks;they can deceive. Don't go for wealth;even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. 别倾心于容貌,因为它具有欺骗性,也别倾心于财富,它也会消散,倾心于那个能带给你笑容的人吧,因为一个笑容能使漫漫长夜如白昼般明亮。
7. Dream what you want to dream;go where you want to go;be what you want to be,because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. 做你想做的梦吧,去你想去的地方吧,成为你想成为的人吧,因为你只有一次生命,一个机会去做所有那些你想做的事。
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you,it probably hurts the person too. 要设身处地的为别人着想, 如果一双鞋你穿着夹脚, 别人的感觉可能也一样。
9. A careless word may kindle strife;a cruel word may wreck a life;a timely word may level stress;a loving word may heal and bless. 无心快语可能引发争执,无情之词可能折损生命,适时温语可能消弭压力,而关爱之声可能治愈心灵。
10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. 幸福之人并非拥有一切,只是尽力享受生活的赐予。
11. Love begins with a smile,grows with a kiss,ends with a tear. When you were born,you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying. 爱情以笑开始,以吻转浓,以泪结束。当你哭着降临人世时,身边的每个人都在为此欢笑,好好生活吧,这样你就能含笑离开人世,而身边的每个人都在为此哭泣。
伸手摘星,即使徒劳无功,亦不致一手污泥。
When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one,
but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.
我的爱情犹如青草,
藏在深山。
它郁郁葱葱,
却无人知晓。
My love is like the grasses
Hidden in the deep mountains.
Though its abundance increase,
There is none that knows.
我一直孤独入眠,
睡梦中你出现在我的眼前,
我要亲吻你,我的爱人,
今夜我就要亲吻你。
I have been sleeping all alone,
You have been staring in my dreams.
I want to kiss you, my baby,
I want to kiss you tonight.
爱不贵亲密,贵长久。
Love me little, love me long!
我的爱人,
你就像一朵鲜花,
那么甜蜜、纯洁而秀雅。
My love,
You are like a flower,
So sweet and pure and fair.
我简直不敢相信,爱你是如此地美好。
我不敢相信你也有如此感觉。
我现在才明白吻原是那么甜蜜,
就像夏日的阳光,
包含着你对我的柔情蜜意。
I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you.
I just can't believe the one to love this feeling, too.
I now know how sweet a kiss could be.
Like the summer sunshine,
Your sweetness over me.
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以下是小编整理的一些感人的英文句子 ,以供大家学习参考。
1.love is like a butterfly. it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.爱情就像一只蝴蝶,它喜欢飞到哪里,就把欢乐带到哪里。
2.eternity is not a distance but a decision.永远不是一种距离,而是一种决定。
3.every day without you is like a book without pages.没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。
4.fading is true while flowering is past凋谢是真实的,盛开只是一种过去。
5.if i had a single flower for every time i think about you, i could walk forever in my garden.假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花,那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。
一些感人的英文句子
6.if you weeped for the missing sunset,you would miss all the shining stars.如果你为着错过夕阳而哭泣,那么你就要错群星了。
7.love ,promised between the fingers.finger rift,twisted in the love爱情,在指缝间承诺;指缝….在爱情下交缠。
8.the most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart.在这个世界上,男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。
9.love is a light that never dims.爱是一盏永不昏暗的明灯。
10.love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of.爱很难投入,但一旦投入,便更难走出。
11.dreaming in the memory is not as good as waiting for the paradise in the hell.在回忆里继续梦幻不如在地狱里等待天堂。
12.may your love soar on the wings of a dove in flight.愿你的爱乘着飞翔的白鸽,展翅高飞。
13.no matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world.我的世界不允许你的消失,不管结局是否完美。
14.no one indebted for others,while many people don’t know how to cherish others.没有谁对不起谁,只有谁不懂得珍惜谁。
15.one word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.that word is love. 有一个词可以让我们摆脱生活中所有的负担和痛苦,那就是"爱情"。
16.passionate love is a quenchless thirst.热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。
17.promises are often like the butterfly, which disappear after beautiful hover.承诺常常很像蝴蝶,美丽的飞盘旋然后不见。
18.love is a carefully designed lie.爱情是一个精心设计的谎言。19.where there is great love, there are always miracles.哪里有真爱存在,哪里就有奇迹。
20.why i have never catched the happiness? whenever i want you ,i will be accompanyed by the memory of.为什么幸福总是擦肩而过,偶尔想你的时候,就让回忆来陪我。
All love is sweet, given or returned. Common as light is love, and its familiar voice wearies not ever. 所有的爱都是甜蜜的,无论是 给予的还是回报的。爱就像光那样无 所不在,它那熟悉的嗓音永远不会消 沉。
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下面是读文网小编整理的英文爆笑笑话, 希望对大家有帮助。
The Indian Who Could Foretell the Weather Two men were travelling in a very wild and lonely part of America. For days they had not even seen a house, only a few huts made of wood, or tents made of skins. Then one day they met an old Indian who earned his living by trapping animals for heir fur. They found that he knew their language and they had a little conversation with him. One of them asked him if he could tell them what the weather would be like within the next few days. “Oh yes,”he said.“Rain is coming, and wind.Then there will be snow for two days, but after that there will be bright sunshine.” “Is n't that wonderful?” said one man to his friend.“These old Indians know more of the secrets of Nature than we do with all our science. They have not been spoiled by civilization.” Then he turned to the old Indian. “Tell me,”he said,“how you knew all that.” The Indian replied,“I heard it on the radio.”
有两个人在美洲一个非常荒凉偏僻的地区旅行。好多天来,他们连所房子也没看到,只看见几个木棚子和皮帐篷。一天,他们遇到一个靠猎取兽皮谋生的印第安老人。他们发现他懂得他们的语言,就和他聊了一会儿。其中一个人问他,能否告知近几天的天气如何。 “哦,行啊”,他说。“就要下雨了,还要刮风。接着还得下两天雪。这以后,就是大晴天了。” “这不是太神奇了吗?”一个旅行者对他的朋友说。“这些印第安老人深知大自然的秘密,比我们有科学知识的人知道的还多。他们并没有被现代文明所迷惑。”接着他转向印第安老人: “请问,”他说,“你是怎么知道这一切的呢?” 印第安老人答道:“我是从无线电里听来的。”
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英语笑话是指以一句英文短语或一个英文故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑,或是产生幽默感,笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言,笑话是一种艺术方法。下面是读文网小编整理的英语爆笑笑话,以供大家阅读。
Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub."
不速之客就在路上,我妈妈,一个完美的家庭主妇,正忙里忙外地整理。她分配给我爸和我哥哥的任务是打扫供客人使用的浴室。一会儿之后,当她去检查的时候,她吃惊了,曾经一度杂乱的房间瞬间就被打扫干净了。接着她看到浴帘上有一张纸条,纸条上写着:“谢谢你没往浴缸里看。”
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下面是读文网小编整理的双语句子:一些很美的英文词句,欢迎大家阅读!
But, if this world is not merely a bad joke, life a vulgar flare amid the cool radiance of thestars, and existence an empty laugh braying across the mysteries; if these intimations of asomething behind and beyond are not evil humor born of indigestion or whimsies sent by thedevil to mock and maddenus, if, in a word, beauty means something, yet we must not seekto interpret the meaning.
--From New Concept English (Book 4 ) Lesson 29
但是,即使这个世界不仅仅是个拙劣的玩笑,生命不仅仅是星体交织的寒光中的一点平庸的火花。人生也不仅仅是喧噪于神秘之乡的空虚的一笑;即使这一切发自那既不渴望也不可及的某种事物的启示,不是由于内在的失调而迸发的邪恶之念,也不是魔鬼用来嘲弄和激怒我们的奇谈怪论,一句话,徜若美具有某种意义,我们还是不要试图去了解释它的意义为好。
Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity, of the appetite foradventure over the love of ease, This often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20.Nobody grows merely by a number of years, we grow old by deserting our idea.
--From by Samuel Erman
青春意味着战胜懦弱的那股大丈夫气慨和摈弃安逸的那种冒险精神。往往一个60岁的老者比一个20岁的青年更多一点这种劲头。人老不仅仅是岁月流逝所致,更主要的是懒惰、不思进取的结果。
Whether 60 or 16 , there is in every human being's heart the lure of wonders, the unfailingchildlike appetite of what's next and the joy of the game of living. In the center of your heartand my heart there is a wireless station, so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope ,cheer, courage and power from the infinite, so long as you are young.
--From by Samuel Erman
无论是60岁还是16岁,你需要保持永不衰竭的好奇心,永不熄灭的孩提般求知的渴望和追求事业成功的欢乐与热情,在你我的心底,有一座无线电台;它能在多长时间里接收到人间万物传递来的美好、希望、欢乐、鼓舞和力量信息,你就会年轻多长时间。
An individual human existence should be like a river-small at first, narrowly contained withinits banks, and rushing passionately past boulders and over waterfalls. Gradually the river growswider, the banks recede, the waters flow more quietly, and in the end, without any visiblebreak, they become merged in the sea, and painlessly lose their individual being.
--From New Concept English ( Book 4 )
一个人的生命应当象河流,开始是涓涓细流,受两岸的限制而十分狭窄,尔后奔腾咆哮,翻过危岩,飞越瀑布,河面渐渐开阔,河岸也随之向两边隐去,最后水流平缓,森森无际,汇入大海之中,个人就这样毫无痛苦地消失了。
Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Worry, fear ,self-distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust.
--From by Samuel Erman
光阴可以在颜面上留下印记,而热情之火的熄灭则在心灵上刻下皱纹。遗悟、恐惧、缺乏自信、会扭曲人的灵魂,并将青春化为灰烬。
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来轻松幽默英文笑话三则,欢迎大家阅读!
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don“t you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I”ve saved you a meal, haven“ I?
父亲:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?
杰克:我知道,爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢,是不是?
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来轻松幽默英文笑话,欢迎大家阅读!
Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.
“You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?” he began. The children nodded yes. “Well, talking to God is
like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him. He is listening though.”
Just then a little boy piped up and asked, “What's his number?”
每个星期天牧师都会把孩子们叫到教堂前面,然后给他们讲一个故事。一天,他为了更好地阐述祈祷的含义,带来了一台电话机。
“你们和别人在电话里交谈,并没有看到电话线另一端的人,对吗?”他开始问道。孩子们点头称是。“好的,和上帝交谈就象通过电话交谈一样。他就在另一端,虽然你看不见他,但是他正在聆听你的心声。”
就在这时,一个小男孩尖着嗓子问道:“那他的电话号码是什么?”
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来英文幽默笑话中文翻译,欢迎大家阅读!
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb:
Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the
proverb, too?"
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系,”一位先生说,“不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗:‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来幽默英文小笑话,欢迎大家阅读!
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement
community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be
moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有 65 岁的话,
千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西,抬东西
或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧。”
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来幽默英文笑话精选,欢迎大家阅读!
The bus is very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him.
"Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts.
"It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him.
"But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says.
公共汽车上很拥挤.一位男士想上车,但是没有人给他让路.
"喂,让我上车!"那位男士喊道.
"车太挤了,你最好坐下一辆"车上的一位乘客对他说.
"但是没有我你们走不了.我是司机!"那位男士说道.
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来少儿英文小笑话精选,欢迎大家阅读!
A man was telling a story to his son, a four-year-old boy. The boy noticed a lock of gray hair on his father's head and asked: "Why are some of your gray, papa?"
"Papa will get a gray hair every time his little boy is naughty," said his father, thinking to take the advantage of this opportunity to give him a moral lesson.
The boy thought for a moment, and then naively said: "Oh, I see why my grandpapa has a lot of gray hair on his head. I think he must have had very naughty boys."
有个人给他的儿子,一个4岁的男孩讲故事。小男孩注意到他父亲的头上有一缕白发,就问道:“爸爸,你的头发怎么是白的?”
他的父亲想趁机给他上一堂教育课,就回答说:“爸爸的小男孩每顽皮一次,爸爸头上就会长出一根白头发。”
小男孩沉思了一下,就天真地说:“哦,我知道爷爷为什么有那么多白头发了。我想他的儿子们一定也非常顽皮。”
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“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来幽默英文小笑话精选精选,希望大家喜欢!
Once asimpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice.
Two hourslater, he didn’t come back. She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and wentout to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watchingthe ice melting.
“What’s thematter?” She asked him. “Why don’t you bring it in?”
“I saw the icewas wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it dry.” Thesimpleton answered.
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从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来愚人节英文笑话精选,欢迎大家阅读!
The Taco Bell Corporation announced it had bought the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell was housed to express their anger. Their nerves were only calmed when Taco Bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all a practical joke. The best line of the day came when White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet, he responded that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known, he said, as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial。
塔可钟快餐公司说他们买下了美国费城独立厅的大钟,并重命名为塔可自由钟。愤怒的市民打电话给费城的国家历史公园,要求确认这个消息。几小时后塔可钟快餐公司承认这只是个玩笑。当天最乌龙的事件还不在此。白宫记者会秘书Mike McCurry被问到这件事时,随机应变回答说,林肯纪念碑也被卖了,现在被命名为福特水星汽车纪念碑。
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从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来愚人节英文笑话,欢迎大家阅读!
Hotheaded Naked Ice Borer1995: Discover Magazine reported that the highly respected wildlife biologist Dr. Aprile Pazzo had found a new species in Antarctica: the hotheaded naked ice borer. These fascinating creatures had bony plates on their heads that, fed by numerous blood vessels, could become burning hot, allowing the animals to bore through ice at high speeds. They used this ability to hunt penguins, melting the ice beneath the penguins and causing them to sink downwards into the resulting slush where the hotheads consumed them. After much research, Dr. Pazzo theorized that the hotheads might have been responsible for the mysterious disappearance of noted Antarctic explorer Philippe Poisson in 1837. "To the ice borers, he would have looked like a penguin," the article quoted her as saying. Discover received more mail in response to this article than they had received for any other article in their history.
1995年愚人节。探索杂志著名野生动物学家Aprile Pazzo博士在南极洲发现了一种新生物:热性裸体凿冰虫。这种生物的头上有盘状骨头,血液丰富,温度很高,因此能够穿透冰层。他们以此来捕食企鹅。 Pazzo博士同时声称,经过详细调查,这种动物与1837年南极探险家Philippe Poisson的失踪有关:“对这种虫来说,他可能长得像企鹅。”探索杂志上还从来没有哪篇文章得到如此多的读者反馈。
以上就是读文网小编为大家带来的愚人节英文笑话,希望大家喜欢!
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笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松,在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面读文网小编为大家带来趣味幽默英文笑话带翻译,欢迎大家阅读!
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"Where's the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one, use your hat."
“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”
“别听他们的,”他妈妈安慰说:“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了,别哭了,去商店买10磅土豆来。”
“购物袋在哪?”
“我没有购物袋,就用你的帽子吧。”
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