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1.A school report 学校成绩单
The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(愤怒的) as he read,
"English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad(少年,小伙子).
"Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent."
父亲在看他那满怀希望的儿子带回来的学校成绩单。他边看边露出愤怒的表情:
“英语,差;法语,差;数学,中。”他厌恶地瞥了在发抖的儿子一眼。
“爸爸,”儿子说,“可能成绩不够理想。但您看到那一项了吗?”他指了指下一行:“健康状况,优。”
2.Clever Bobby 聪明的博比
Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.
"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."
He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe(长颈鹿).
"What's that, Bobby?"
"Horsey," said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"
布朗非常欣赏他的小儿子。一次他和一位客人聊他的儿子有多聪明。 布朗说:“他只有两岁,就认识所有的动物了。他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家。来,我让你看看。”
他从书架上拿下一本自然书,把博比抱到膝上,打开书。指着一张长颈鹿的画片。
“博比,这是什么?” “马马,”博比回答。 他又指了一张老虎的画片,博比回答说:“猫咪。” 然后布朗又指了一张狮子的画片,博比说:“狗狗。” 他又指了一张黑猩猩的画片,博比说:“爸爸!”
3.Best Reward
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in."
最好的奖赏
一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能酬谢他。
“最好的办法,长官,”这名水手说,“是别声张这事。如果其他人知道我救了您,他们会把我扔下去的。”
4.No Bottles Accepted After Five O'clock
One day neat closing time at 6:30, four young children arrived with bottles. Wanting to put a stop to this habit, I sternly2 asked each child if he was aware of the rules. Three shook their heads no, but the youngest said he knew. "Why then." I asked, "have you brought me these bottles?"
"I can't tell time yet." He said.
为了缓解购物高峰,我们这个小水果店为孩子们退饮料瓶做了如下规定:
五点钟以后不收瓶子
快到六点半下班的时候,四个孩子来退瓶子。为了制止他们的这个习惯,我故意很严肃的问每个孩子是否知道我们的规定。其中三个孩子都摇头表示不知道。只有那个最小的说他知道。“那你为什么还在这个时间来退瓶子呢?”我问他。
“我还不认识表呢!”他说。
5.Don't Argue with Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
不要和小孩争论
一个小女孩和她的老师正在谈论有关鲸鱼的事情。
她的老师说:“一头鲸鱼从身体构造的角度看,是不可能吞掉一个人的。因为尽管鲸鱼是一种非常巨大的哺乳动物,可它的嗓子非常小。”
那个小女孩说约拿(一位西伯来先知)就是被鲸鱼吞掉的。
她的老师非常生气,她再次告诉小女孩说:“从身体构造角度来讲,鲸鱼是不可能吞掉一个人的。”
那个小女孩说:“那等我到了天堂,就去问问约拿。”
她的老师问:“那么,假如约拿下了地狱怎么办?”
那个小女孩回答:“如果是那样的话,你就去问他。”
6.The boy and the snails
A farmer's boy went looking for snails, and, when he had picked up both his hands full, he set about making a fire at which to roast them; for he meant to eat them. When it got well alight and the snails began to feel the heat, they gradually withdrew more and more into their shells with the hissing noise they always make when they do so. When the boy heard it, he said, "You abandoned creatures, how can you find heart to whistle when your houses are burning?"
男孩和蜗牛
一个乡下少年到处寻找蜗牛,当他双手都塞满了蜗牛后,就准备点火烤着吃。火点着了,蜗牛也开始感觉到热了,他们纷纷退向坚壳的深处,同时还发出“咝咝”的噪音。男孩子听到了蜗牛发出的嘘声,便说:“你们这些连命都快没有的家伙,怎么还能有心情在窝里着火时吹口哨呢?”
7.All Right
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn."
"I guess it's all right." my daughter replied, "The police car behind us did the same thing."
没关系
我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去,在红灯处右拐了,而那是不允许的(译注:在一些国家如英国,其交通规则是车辆左行的,与我国相反)。“啊噢,”意识到犯了错误,我说。“我刚才拐弯是违章的。”
“我想那没关系的,”女儿回答说:“我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。”
8.Be Careful What You Wish For
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
慎重许愿
一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。
庆祝活动中,一位仙女出现了。她说,由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻,因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。
妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声,她的手中出现了一张票。
接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻,害羞地说,“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。”
仙女拾起了魔术棒。“呯!”,他变成了90岁。
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英语笑话是指以一句英文短语或一个英文故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑,或是产生幽默感,笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言。下面是读文网小编整理的英语笑话大全,欢迎大家阅读!
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老师
9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。
乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。
妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。
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Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling over the edge. Excited at his discovery, he ran down the street yelling, "Eureka, eureka!" The instructor asked if anyone knew what that meant.
One student stood up and answered, "I'm naked ! I'm naked!"
我们的物理教授千方百计引导我们讨论阿基米德的排水原理。他告诉我们阿基米德去公共浴池洗澡,他进入池子,发现水涨高了,溢出池沿。他对这一发现十分激动,跑到街上高叫:“Eureka,Eureka!”教授问我们谁知道他喊的是什么意思。
一个学生站起来答道:“我光屁股啦,我光屁股啦!”
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A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police."For example," he said, "when I entered my chambers today,I was positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that I left it on my desk in my bedroom."
一个法官正告知陪审团,不必因为一个证人改变了他已经交给警察的证词就认为他不可信。“比方说,”他说,“当今天我走进我的办公室的时候,我以为我的金表
在我的口袋里。但随后我想起来我把它放在我卧室的书桌上了。”
When the judge returned home that evening, his wife asked him,"Why so much urgency for your watch? Isn’t sending three men to pick it up for you a bit extreme?"
当法官那天晚上回到家时,他妻子问他:“为什么那么着急要你的表?还派三个人取你的表,是不是有一点过分了?”
"What?” said the judge, "I didn't send anyone for my watch, let alone three people. What did you do?"
“什么?”法官说,“我没派人来取表,更不用说三个人。你都干了什么?”
"I gave it to the first man,” said the wife, "he knew exactly where it was."
“我把手表给了第一个人,”妻子说,“因为他很清楚那表放在什么地方。”
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笑话是一种增强快乐的文化,常常以篇幅短小,故事情节简单,文笔巧妙的形式出现,给人以出乎意料,并且取得笑意的艺术效果的文化。在忙碌的生活,我们也需要偶尔的放松一下自己。下面读文网小编为大家带来外国最新幽默笑话四则,希望大家喜欢!
Two hunters hire a small plane to take them to a remote area of Canada. Upon dropping off the hunters,the pilot tells them, "Remember only one moose, because the plane wouldn' t be able to take off with more weight than that.” The hunters go off. A week later when the plane returns to pick them up the two hunters are standing by the lake with two moose.
两个猎人租了一架小型飞机带他们去加拿大的一个偏僻地区。当两个猎人到达目的地下飞机时,飞行员告诉他们说:“记住,飞机只能带一只驼鹿,否则飞机会因为过重而无法起飞。”两个猎
人就这样打猎去了。
The pilot fumes, "I told you guys only one moose, and you' 11 have to leave one because we won’t be able to take off with that much weight.” "Oh, come on,” beg the two hunters, "Last year the pilot let us take two moose on, you’re just a chicken.”
过了一个星期,当飞机返回原地接他们的时候看到他们身边有两只驼鹿。飞行员愤怒地说:“我告诉过你们,只能带一只驼鹿。你们必须丢下一只否则飞机过重无法起飞。”“哦,别这样”,两个猎人哀求道,“去年那个飞行员让我们带了两只驼鹿呢,你胆子也太小了。”
Not wanting to be accused of being a coward,the pilot allows the two to bring both moose on the craft. The plane starts across the lake, straining to take off. The pilot tries and tries to no avail and the plane crashes into the trees at the end of the lake. A while later after coming to one of the hunters gets up and looks at all the scattered debris of the wreck and says, "Where are we?" To which the other hunter replies, "Oh,I’d say about a hundred yards farther than last year.
飞行员怕别人说他是胆小鬼,于是就同意带上两只驼鹿一起走。当飞机穿过一个湖后开始迫降。飞行员用尽办法也无济于事,飞机坠落在湖边的一片树林里。过了不久,一个猎人起身看着
飞机的残骸说:“我们这是在哪?’’另一个猎人回答:“哦,我觉得比去年还远了一百码呢。”
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Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day,enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a Nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
一天,亚瑟正坐在当地酒吧的外面,享受着啤酒的美味,逍遥自得。这时一个修女突然出现在他的桌前,开始谴责饮酒所带来的罪恶。
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a the blood of the devil!”
“年轻人。你应该为你自己而感到耻辱!喝酒是一种罪过!酒精就像是魔鬼的鲜血!”
Now Arthur gets pretty annoyed about this,and goes on the offensive. "How do you know Sister?"
这时亚瑟感到有些厌烦就开始辩解:“大姐你是怎么知道的?”
"My Mother Superior told me so.”
“我们修道院的院长这么告诉我的。”
"But have you ever had a drink yourself`? How can you he sure that what you are saying is right?"
“但是你自己从来没有喝过,你怎么就知道你说的是正确的呢?”
"Don’t be ridiculous一of course I have never taken alcohol myself.”
“别开玩笑了,我自己当然没有沾过酒了。”
"Then let me buy you a drink,一if you still believe afterwards that it is evil 1 will give up drink for life.”
“那么我请你喝一杯吧。如果你尝过之后还是那么认为,我就一生不再饮酒。”
"How could I,a Nun,sit outside this public house drinking?!”
“我,一个修女,怎么能这样做?坐在酒吧外面喝酒?!”
"I’ll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you , then no one will know.”
“我会叫服务员把酒倒在茶杯里的,没有人会知道。”
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so Arthur goes inside to the bar.
那个修女极其不情愿的同意了。然后亚瑟走进了酒吧。
"Another pint for me, and a vodka,” then he lowers his voice and says to the barman,"and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"
“再给我来一杯啤酒和一杯伏特加”,他压低他的嗓音对服务员说,“你能不能把伏特加酒倒在一个茶杯里?”
"Oh no! It’s not that bloody Nun again is it?"
“噢,天哪!是不是那个魔鬼之血’的修女又来骗酒喝了?”
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In the veterinary office where I’m a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes , in fact that’s why we' re here,”she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in because of our reminder.
我是一家兽医站的技师。当动物到了该注射疫苗的时候,我们就寄出提醒信。一条德国牧羊犬布鲁诺来做每年一次的狂犬疫苗注射。依照州立法律的要求,我们问他的主人,在过去的十天里布鲁诺是否咬了什么人。“噢,是的,实际上这也是我们到这里来的原因。”她回答说。我觉得奇怪,告诉她我们以为他们是因为收到了提醒信才来的。
"We did,” she explained. "Bruno bit the mail carrier who was delivering your card.”
“的确如此,”她解释说。“布鲁诺咬了你们送提醒信的邮递员。”
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BBC World Service announcer: "A Palestinian suicide bomber has struck again in the Northern town of Afula in Israel killing at least four people and wounding several more. The Israeli army has responded by. . ."
英国广播公司世界新闻:“一名巴勒斯坦自杀性爆炸者在以色列北部小镇阿夫拉又一次引发爆炸,造成至少四人死亡多人受伤。以色列军队决定对此做出反应……”
Rick, bored, while I worked out his Algebra problem for him: "Can't they catch the guy who's doing all this bombing?
当我给我的儿子雷克做他的代数题的时候,雷克无聊的问我:“他们能抓住做所有这些事的那个人吗?”
Me: "Uh. . . er. . . well, might not be the same guy. I think they might be getting names confused, you know, they got a lot of similar sounding names there一a lot of Mohammad's. "
我说:“这个嘛,也许不是同一个人。我觉得他们也许把名字搞混了。你知道吗?他们有许多人的名字听上去都差不多,都是叫穆罕默德什么的。”
Rick: "Oh.”
雷克:“噢。”
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A woman was walking along the beach when she saw a bottle on the sand. She picked it up and removed its top. Whoosh! A big puff of smoke appeared.
一位妇女正在沿着海滩散步,突然她看见沙滩上有个瓶子。她捡起了瓶子,拔开了瓶塞。呼的一声,冒起一股浓烟。
"You have released me from my prison,”the genie told her. "To show my thanks, I’11 grant you three wishes. But take care, for with each wish,your mate, will receive double of whatever you request.”
“你把我从囚禁中解救了出来,”妖怪对她说:“为了表示对你的感谢,我将满足你三个愿望。但是要注意,你每实现一个愿望,你的丈夫会得到双倍你所要求的东西。”
"Why?" The woman asked. "He left me for another woman.”
“为什么?他为了另一个女人抛弃了我。”这位妇女问。
"That is how it is written,”replied the genie.
“只能如此。”妖怪回答道。
The woman shrugged and then asked for a million dollars. There was a flash of light, and a million appeared at her feet. At the same instant, in a distant place,her husband was down to see twice that amount at his feet.
这位妇女很无奈地耸了耸肩,要了一百万美元。一道亮光闪过,在她的脚下出现了一百万美元。与此同时,在遥远的地方,她的丈夫正在看着脚下双倍数目的钱。
"And your second wish?"
“你的第二个愿望呢?”
"Genie, I want the world's most expensive diamond necklace.” Another flash of light, and the woman was holding the precious treasure. And in that remote place, her husband was wondering what had made so many precious stones come to him from nowhere at all.
“妖怪,我想要世界上最贵重的钻石项链。”有一道亮光闪过,这个妇女的手中便出现了这贵重的宝物。在那个遥远的地方,她的丈夫正在奇怪从什么地方冒出这么多宝石来。
"Genie,is it really true that my husband has two million dollars and more jewels than I do, and that he gets double of whatever I wish for?
“妖怪,我丈夫真的拥有了两百万美元,还有比我更多财宝,而且不论我要什么,他就能得到双倍吗?”
The genie said it was indeed true.
妖怪说确实如此。
Okay,genie,I’ m ready for my Last wish,” the woman said. "Scare me half to death.”
“好了,妖怪,我已经想好了我的最后一个愿望了。”这位妇女说“把我吓个半死吧。”
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A distinguished professor was arrested yesterday at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston, Texas while trying to board a flight with a calculator, protractor compass, and slide rule. The security crew immediately searched the elderly man when they saw him boarding with a calculator in his hand. A search of his handbag revealed the devices. The man was charged with carrying instruments of math instruction. Further investigation has revealed he is a member of the A1一Gebra terrorist network.
昨天,一位著名的教授在德克萨斯州休斯顿市的布什国际机场被逮捕。这位教授在登机时携带了计算器、量角器、指南针和计算尺等工具。安全检查人员当看见他手中拿着计算器准备登机时迅速搜查了这个老人。在对他的手提包的搜查中发现了上述设备。这个男人将会被指控携带数学教学器具。进一步的调查表明这位教授是一名代数恐怖组织网络成员。
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One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the professor asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. The young man kept writing furiously,although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warning, finished the test 10 minutes later, and went to hand the test to his instructor. The instructor told him he would not take the test.
一天,一个学生正在参加一个非常难的论文考试。考试结束了,教授让所有的学生放下铅笔,把他们的试卷交上来。但是他仍旧在不停地写。无论教授怎么警告他,甚至说如果不马上停笔的话就取消他的考试资格。这个学生仍旧在不停地答卷。十分钟后他写完了,但是教授拒绝收他的试卷。
The student asked, "Do you know who l am?"
这个学生问:“你知道我是谁吗?”
The professor said,"No and I don’t care.
教授严肃地回答说:“不,我也不想知道你是谁。”学生继续追问说:“你真的不知道我是谁?”
The student asked again,"Are you sure you don't know who I am?"
教授说不知道。
The professor again said no. So the student walked over to the pile of tests, placed his in the middle,then threw the papers in the air.
然后,这个学生走到那堆试卷前,把他的试卷塞到了那堆试卷的中间,然后把它们全抛向了空中。
"Good.” the student said, and walked out. He passed
“太好了。”学生说完就离开了。他考试通过了。
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A boy arrived late to his Sunday school class. He was normally punctual so the teacher asked if anything was wrong. The boy admitted that he had originally planned to go fishing, but his father had told him he must go to church instead. Impressed, the teacher asked if the boy’s father had explained why it was more important for him to go to church than to go fishing. "Yes,”the youngster replied. "He said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.”
一个小男孩上主日课迟到了。可他平时总是很准时的,所以老师就问他是不是出了什么问题。小男孩回答说,他本来计划今天去钓鱼的,但是他的父亲却让他必须去教堂。老师很感动,接着问他的父亲有没有告诉他为什么去教堂比钓鱼更重要?“是的,”小男孩回答说,“他说他带的鱼饵不够两个人用。”
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Harry: My big brother shaves every day.
哈里:“我哥哥每天都刮脸。”
Henry: My brother shaves fifty times a day.
亨利:“那有什么,我哥哥每天刮SO次脸。”
Harry: Is he crazy?
哈里:“他疯了吗?”
Henry: No , he' s a barber.
亨利:“没有,他是一个理发师。”
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A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at Lakeside Mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
一对来自第三世界国家的父子来到了湖岸购物中心。他们被眼前的一切惊呆了,特别是两面发光的银墙,这墙不但可以分开,还可以合上。
The boy asked his father, "What is this father?" The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!”
儿子问父亲:“爸爸,这是什么?”爸爸回答说:“儿子,我这辈子还从来没见过这东西呢,我也不知道这是什么。”
While the boy and his father were watching wide一eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving wails and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24 years old woman stepped out.
这对父子睁大了眼睛,他们看见一位坐轮椅的老太太,摇到那面会移动的墙面前按了一下按钮,墙打开了,老太太摇着轮椅从两面墙的中间穿了过去,进了一个小屋子里。墙合上了。男孩和他的爸爸看到墙上闪动着的写有数字的小圆灯在向上移动。他们又看到那小圆灯又向相反的方向移动。墙打开了,从里面走出一位约24岁迷人的女人。
The father said to his son, "Go to get your mother".
爸爸对儿子说:“走,快去把你妈叫来。”
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Maxine, the platinum blonde, reported for her final examination which consisted of Yes/No answers. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper, and then in a bit of inspiration, took a quarter out of her purse. She started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet" Yes" for heads and "No" for tails. Within 30 minutes she was all done whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out. During the last few minutes of the exam period,Maxine frantically started flipping the coin again.
麦西尼有一头银白色秀发,正在参加期末考试,试卷上的题目只有“对”和“不对”两种答案。她在考场里坐了下来开始答卷,这时她灵机一动,从钱包里拿出了一枚两角五分的硬币,往上抛硬币,出现正面就填“对”,反面就填“不对”。只用了30分钟的时间,她就做完了,而此时别的同学还在冥思苦想。但离考试完毕还有最后几分钟时,麦西尼又开始疯狂地抛硬币。
The moderator, concerned about what she was doing, stopped by her desk and asked if she was ok.
监考官对她的所作所为很好奇,便走到她的桌旁,问她是否有问题。
"Oh yes, I' m fine. I finished the exam a half hour ago一but,”explaining the frantic coin tossing, "I' m going back through and checking my answers!”
“我还好,半小时前我就答完了,现在我想从后往前的再检查一遍。”她这样解释抛硬币的原因。
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A psychiatrist’s secretary walked into his study and said, "There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he's invisible.” The psychiatrist responded, "Tell him I can't see him.”
一位精神学医师的秘书走进他的书房,对他说:“有一位先生在候客厅,他想要见您,并声称自己是隐形人。”医师回答道:“告诉他,我看不见他。”
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A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows?"
一位女士给佳能服务部门打电话说她的打印机出了些问题,技术人员说:“你是在窗口(指视窗操作系统)下运行的吗?”
The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window,and his is working fine.”
女士回答说:“不,我的桌子在门的旁边,不过你说的对,坐在我旁边隔间的那个男的是在窗户下面,他的打印机工作得很正常。”
Tech Support; "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?"
技术支持:“您的硬盘还有多大的空间?”
Customer: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?"
顾客:“我的太太很喜欢上英特网,她下载了10个小时的空白空间,这够了吗?”
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