为您找到与你能学到一些经典笑话英语相关的共200个结果:
1.You have to be first, best or different.—— Loretta Lynn
你只能是第一,或者最好,或者与众不同的。
2.Confidence doesn't need any specific reason. If you're alive , you should feel 100 percent confident.
自信不需要理由,生活应该保持100分的自信。
3.There is nothing sexier than being confident and taking care of yourselves.
充满自信,爱护自己,魅力无以过之。
4.Be confident, not arrogant. ------PA Teacher Miss Tan
自信 但是别骄傲。
5.I believe i can fly.
我相信我可以飞。
6.Outstanding leaders go out of their way to boost the self-esteem of their personnel. If people believe in themselves, it's amazing what they can accomplish.---Sam Walton
杰出的领导人特例独行不随大流.相信自己,你会惊奇于自己无所不能。
7. Whatever good things we build end up building us. ----Jim Rohn
我们所创造的美好最终都反过来又塑造了我们。
8.Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.--Maxwell Maltz
缺乏自信,就好象没拉手刹地在人生道路上行驶。
9.Self-confidence and self-reliance are the mainstays of a strong character.
自信和自力更生是坚强品格的柱石。
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导语:因为老朋友,你懂得真正的友情是多么难能可贵、多么不易呵护维持。能有这样弥久珍贵的“老朋友”,你心存感激、备感美好。
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“与老友傻乐相伴,莫大幸哉!”——拉尔夫·瓦尔多·爱默生
When you’re a child, making friends does not require too much effort. Still, as much as I love children, I know that they can be very mean creatures. I know it first-hand, and as the sister to an adolescent girl, I am reminded of it often.
童年时,交朋友无需刻意便能做到。虽然很喜欢小孩,但我还是觉得他们有时候很自私。我就有个豆蔻年华的妹妹,因此深有体会。
But with similar schedules and mostly innocent oblivion, having the opportunity to make friends is presented to us all the way through our formative years. And somewhere along the way, if we’re lucky we can make really good friends, who when we reach adulthood, start to feel like old friends.
可是,成长时期的相似经历和单纯懵懂却又为我们提供了诸多交友机会,而且幸运的话,或许我们还能遇到知己,一起走向成年,形若老友。
There are many friends that will come into your life – some you will passively lose touch with, some will become more like acquaintances; and yet still, some you will actively choose to no longer be friends with. It’s a reality that we begin to realize in our collegiate years and it continues beyond those years. But your old friends seem to stick around, and no matter how near or far they are, they continue to be a part of your life.
人一生中会遇到各种各样的朋友——有些渐渐就失去了联系,有些会变得越来越亲密,而有些则被我们主动从朋友名单中删除。这一事实不仅存在于学生时代,更将延续到以后的岁月。但是,不论离得近还是远,老朋友似乎总能在你身边,已然成为你生活中不可或缺的部分。
From old friends we learn how much we grow. They’re the people who’ve usually witnessed everything from our major accomplishments to our innocuous mistakes, to the moments we’re least proud of. They told us to do better and sometimes they forced us to do better. And we know that if we’re happy with who we’ve become, they played a role in that process. From old friends we recognize that life and people and things aren’t meant to stay the same.
我们从老朋友身上看到自己的成长。老朋友对我们无所不知:从我们取得的重大成就到我们所犯的细小错误,乃至我们甚感窘尬的糗事。老朋友鼓励、甚至逼着我们做得更好;如果我们当真成长得不错的话,那也是因为老朋友一直在敦促我们。我们从老朋友身上看到,生活以及人和事不可能一直保持不变。
There is a freedom that comes with old friends that newer friendships can sometimes fail to bring. There are no impressions to be made with people who know you well. There are few filters to send your thoughts through as you engage in conversation. There is a great comfort that comes with knowing that a friend has loved you for a long time; and that this person who doesn’t have to, continues to love you anyway.
老朋友带来的自在感绝不是新朋友能比的。老朋友对你知根知底,因此你不必刻意留下好印象。和老朋友谈话,总能时不时地心有灵犀一点通。只要想想有这么一个人,一直以来甚或以后都无条件爱着你,是多么令人欣慰!
With old friends there is often great laughter about the shared history of your pasts. And in your youth, pasts are often filled with many playful instants but also careless choices. There is a solemn recollection of the difficult periods that you have been through. There is an understanding of how you came to be who you came to be.
和老朋友回忆你们过去的往事总能逗起欢声笑语。年轻时有着太多有趣的瞬间,也少不了莽撞的选择。那些你们共同经历的艰难时期,充满了凝重嘘唏的记忆。你清楚自己是怎样一步一步走到现在的。
With old friends, you realize true friendships are difficult to create, to cultivate, and to hold onto. And the profound gratitude that you have for having a friend long enough to call them an “old friend,” feels wonderful.
因为老朋友,你懂得真正的友情是多么难能可贵、多么不易呵护维持。能有这样弥久珍贵的“老朋友”,你心存感激、备感美好。
Old friends hold a mirror in front of us and allow us to see how far we’ve come, and how far we still have to go to be the person we can be. Old friends show us a reflection of all the parts that we still need to change, and some of the parts we’ll hopefully never change. Old friends remind us that the past was both good and bad, that the future is something to look forward to, while keeping us grounded in the present. And no matter the passage of time, when we’re with our old friends, we have a feeling of home – a place where we can be stupid with people who love us.
老朋友犹如镜子,提醒我们走过的路以及为了实现目标而要征服的路程;老朋友指正我们所有亟待改变的地方,哪怕有些我们或许永远都改变不了;老朋友使我们明白过去有苦有乐,未来值得期盼,而现在才最该脚踏实地去珍惜。不论时光如何流逝,只要老朋友在身边,我们都会有家的感觉——在那里,我们可以和至亲至爱的人一起发傻一起欢乐。
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1,【Alfie, the Little Werewolf】《小狼人多弗》,是荷兰作家Paul van Loon(保尔·范罗恩)的作品,讲的是一个小男孩本非常普通,但在七岁生日的月圆夜,他突然变成了浑长满白色绒毛的小狼人,以后每到月圆夜,多弗都会变成狼人~
2,【The Gardener】《秘密花园》,是Sarah Stewart的作品,是以信件的形式展开,小恩写给爸爸妈妈、奶奶舅舅的书信传递的是爱和精神,也如一座美丽的花园一样鲜花开放,阳光徜徉。让读者从头到尾地在视觉的舒缓美妙中感受着希望和生命的力量!,
3,【Something From Nothing】《爷爷一定有办法》,是Phoebe Gilman(菲比·吉尔曼)的作品,毯子旧了怎么办?爷爷可以把它改成外套;外套小了怎么办?爷爷能把它做成背心;那背心也穿不下了呢?爷爷会把它做成一条领带!无论如何让,‘爷爷一定有办法!’,也教会了孩子要做个环保的小卫士~
4,【The Great Blue Yonder】《天蓝色的彼岸》,是英国作家Alex Shearer艾利克斯?希尔的作品,这本书的封面就很触动,通过这个故事让我们倾听了1个孩子的声音~适合9岁以上孩子阅读
其实平时陪孩子阅读的时候也可以用些小技巧,比如父母可以先回答孩子提出的问题然后引导他回到故事里,比如可以跟孩子说:“妈妈也想知道哦,我们一起看下去找答案,好吗?”
再比如问孩子:“如果你是故事中的小主人公你会怎么办呀?”“你认为他这样做是对吗?”等等。当然,给孩子做个好榜样尤其的重要,多在孩子面前多看书,小孩子可是很喜欢模仿的哦~
想通过看课外阅读来提高孩子的阅读成绩的话,在这里也推荐大家阅读《小学英语阅读100篇》,该书收录的短文涉及政治、经济、文化、日常生活等各方面内容,每篇都有新单词注释和练习,能够激发小学生阅读的兴趣。适合3-4年级的学生。
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现在小编给大家分享一些可以提高写作分数的88个词汇,希望能帮助大家英语写作的学习。
北美学习、生活的几年,既学到了很多东西,也因中西方文化冲突,长了不少教训。现在贡献出来,与国内的朋友们分享。希望各位今后在和外国人(英语是母语)交往中更富有 成效;也使那些为学好英语而苦恼的朋友少走一些弯路,更快、更好的学好、用好英语。
中国人在学习英语上花的时间最长,效果也最差。这和学习和应用英语方面存在重大误区 有关,一是长期的“填鸭式的”教育方法,使很多人认为学英语是为了考试,其英语实际水 平可想而知;二是误认为英语不过是由“发音、语法、句子和词汇”组成的。认为只要学习 “发音、语法、句子和词汇”就能学好英语。事实上,如果以达到有效交流为目的,比英语的发音、语法、句子最重要的部分,但被国内学习和使用英语的人忽略的是:表达语言所应 用的、符合英语文化和习俗的正确方式、方法和内容。
首先,让我们一同探讨目的问题。没有目标的船只永远在海上漂流。学习英语的目的多种 多样,但学口语的目的,只有一个:为了能与Native English speakers进行“有效的交流” ,即工作中能与Native speakers 建立、保持和发展良好的工作关系;或生活中结交几个na tive speaker 的朋友,能够彼此交流感情、相互鼓励和帮助。 而不是为了和同胞交流,也不是为了能和“老外”说上几句诸如:How are you? I am fine,thanks. My English is poor. Bye-bye. 等幼儿园英语而转身离去,搞的“老外”一
头露水,找不着北。(国内很多学英语的朋友,就好像一个苦苦练了10年武功的大侠,“十 年磨一剑,双刃未曾试”,终于有一天有机会面对敌人时,唯一想到的招式就是:逃命!) 更不是为了“为了说英语”而浪费时间的、没话找话的和老外闲聊---分手几分钟后,别人就 再也不想和你交往、也根本记不住你是何方神圣了。
在中国,可怜的老外们,大多饱经那些被问了上千遍雷同的、无聊的、毫无创意的、有时Ch inglish 式的问题的摧残和蹂躏,比如,Are you an American? Do you like China? 之类 的。我发现,有的人竟洋洋得意地说:我英语口语就很好啊,好到能和老外聊几句天儿。 Come on! Give me a break!
英语学到这程度,那由中国式的、复杂的句子结构、严谨的语法和庞大的词汇构成的英 语能力,只不过是“聋子的耳朵,摆设而已” ,因为那不叫“交流”,也根本不值得花这么 多时间学习英语口语。
新加坡的一个人,前一段时间出了本书,叫“亚洲会思考吗”,说亚洲国家,包括日本、韩国在内,除了会模仿,不具有创新(Innovation)的能力,很难真正意义上和欧美竞争 。但愿不要被他不幸言中了。
我在去美国留学前,自认为英文水平还可以:毕竟学了那么多年,自己也下了许多功夫 ,且上了不少培训班---从普通的到最高档次的,里里外外花费了上万元。应付各种考试包括 留学考试,也算是一路过关斩将。但是,到了美国后,刻骨铭心地学到了一个词“Chinglis h” ---中国式的英语”:用英语和自己同胞交流时还可以应付,但是和"英语是母语"的同学、教授和其他人士进行交流时,一涉及到实质问题,双方谁也听不懂谁!至少有半年的时 间痛苦异常!霎时间自己失去了交流的能力,多年建立起来的信心和信念,像是一下要被摧 毁了。
他们What’s up?What’s new?的说法到能应付,谈谈天气什么的也没问题。但是,就 是觉得很难和他们去沟通,哪怕只是认认真真地谈谈。在国内,我很容易和大多数人成为朋 友,自己也一直引以自豪,因为你诚心地对待别人,别人通常也已会真心的待你,否则你下 次对他“敬而远之”就是了。可在美国开始的时候,怎么就那么费劲?!诚心不起作用了?
是自己的语音、语调问题吗?不是!如果你有机会领教一下印度人的英语,你或许还会 为中国人的发音多少感到自豪呢。我有个印度同学叫Abe,直到毕业我才听懂他大部分话的意 思! 但是,印度人“可怕的”发音,丝毫不影响他们和美国人流利、有效的交流!
是语法和句子的原因吗?也不是!我有幸在美国的大学里,结识了一位来自中国的、才 华横溢的美国籍教授,年近40岁时因为杰出的数学才能,移民到了的美国。发音就别提了, 他讲英文时,你还能轻而易举地挑出很多语法和句子错误,但这丝毫也没阻碍他在美国生活 近二十年,用英语给美国人上数学和工商管理课,并且取得成功。
到底是什么原因呢?在国外生活几年以后,我才渐渐明白了其中的道理:“如果以达到“有效交流”为目的,英语的发音、语法、句子绝对没有国内的各种人士强调的那么重要,而被国内学英语的人士忽略的、也恰恰是最重要的部分是:表达语言所应用的、符合英语文 化和习俗的正确方式、方法和内容。
语言是其文化和习俗的载体、沉淀,虽然人类的各种文化多少有相通的一面,但是更多 的是其特殊的一面。而西方文化有着与中华文化截然相反的一面。例如,她崇尚“积极进取 ”positive or ambition的态度,和中国人“谦虚、艺术”的处事、说话原则,经常发生“冲突”,构成对有效交流的妨碍。这就是所谓的“文化冲突、差异”。
因此,那种用本国文化和习俗去套用英文的学习方法和应用方法,加之学了太多得“没用的、很多讲母语的人都不曾用的甚至、不曾听说过的词,和过时的词、句,听不懂真正的 英语和不能和“英语为母语的人士”交流就毫不奇怪了
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现在小编给大家分享一些英语中重读音节的特色,希望能帮助大家英语的学习,提高英语水平。
这个帖子简略地介绍英语的4 种类型的重读音节各自的特色:
1. 长元音音节:长元音的特色是读音长度均为两拍。表中共列出 8种读音。其中前 5组 的元音分别读元音字母的名称,所以有人称之为 名称音音节 。以下共列出 7种 长元音读音的单词。
day he my no due blue how boy
date--these-five--those--huge--school--house--boil
注意单词 date, these, five, those, huge 的特点,它们的词尾都有一个哑 e 。
2. 短元音音节:短元音音节单词的特点是由一个辅音字母结尾,有时由两个辅音字母结尾。短元音的读音长度多数为一拍,只有 短a 的读音长度为一拍半。以下共列出 6种 短元音读音的单词。
-at egg -it off -us push
hat bed big hot but put
bad help---this--shop must book
3. 第三类音节:我国习惯称之为 -re音节 ,是 元音字母 re音节 的缩写。但是这个名称概括不了元音读音相同、拼写相异的那些单词,所以我称之为 第三类音节 。
care here fire more cure sure
hair hear wire shore---pure poor
chair---cheer--tired board--- tour
注意:单词 fire, wire, tired 的元音为 三元音 。
4. 第四类音节:我国习惯称之为 -r音节 ,是 元音字母 r音节 的缩写。但是这个名称也不够完善,所以我称之为 第四类音节 。
car -her -sir --for --fur
park verb shirt short hurt
heart---heard-- first -horse purse
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摘要:一个人总要走陌生的路,看陌生的风景,听陌生的歌,然后在某个不经意的瞬间,你会发现,原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
1.Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
爱情是灯,友情是影子,当灯灭了,你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以给你力量的人。
2.One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
一个人总要走陌生的路,看陌生的风景,听陌生的歌,然后在某个不经意的瞬间,你会发现,原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
3.Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
幸福,不是长生不老,不是大鱼大肉,不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃,想被爱的时候有人来爱你。
4.I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
我爱你不是因为你是谁,而是我在你面前可以是谁。
5.Love makes man grow up or sink down.
爱情,要么让人成熟,要么让人堕落。
6.If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
举得起放得下的叫举重,举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜,大多数人的爱情,都是负重的。
7.We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中,人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人,用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人,再用一天的时间去爱上一个人,到最后呢,却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。
8.One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherishthe people you love.
一个人一生可以爱上很多的人,等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后,你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富,它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。
9.When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱,但是随着年龄的增长,终于领悟到爱一个人,就算用一辈子的时间,还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人,体谅这个人,直到爱上为止,是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。
10.When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
当明天变成了今天成为了昨天,最后成为记忆里不再重要的某一天,我们突然发现自己在不知不觉中已被时间推着向前走,这不是静止火车里,与相邻列车交错时,仿佛自己在前进的错觉,而是我们真实的在成长,在这件事里成了另一个自己。
11.If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
离开我就别安慰我,要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
12.Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things you can’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
曾经拥有的,不要忘记。不能得到的,更要珍惜。属于自己的,不要放弃。已经失去的,留作回忆。
13.I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. Forexample, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I stepbackward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
我喜欢并习惯了对变化的东西保持着距离,这样才会知道什么是最不会被时间抛弃的准则。比如爱一个人,充满变数,我于是后退一步,静静的看着,直到看见真诚的感情。
14.Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love isa mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while womenwill see fewer men.
男人的爱是俯视而生,而女人的爱是仰视而生。如果爱情像座山,那么男人越往上走可以俯视的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰视的男人就越少。
15.Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界,坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。
16.We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. Andthen begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to loveor how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will comeout, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
在自己面前,应该一直留有一个地方,独自留在那里。然后去爱。不知道是什么,不知道是谁,不知道如何去爱,也不知道可以爱多久。只是等待一次爱情,也许永远都没有人。可是,这种等待,就是爱情本身。
17.Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We alwaysthink that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing inthe world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize thatit's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but infact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
有谁不曾为那暗恋而痛苦?我们总以为那份痴情很重,很重,是世上最重的重量。有一天,暮然回首,我们才发现,它一直都是很轻,很轻的。我们以为爱的很深,很深,来日岁月,会让你知道,它不过很浅,很浅。最深和最重的爱,必须和时日一起成长。
18.In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
在这个世界上,只有真正快乐的男人,才能带给女人真正的快乐。
19.If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果没有感性,就要理性;如果没有理性,就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了,她只有不幸。
20.An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.
一段不被接受的爱情,需要的不是伤心,而是时间,一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心,需要的不是同情,而是明白。
21. I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I've no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this.
我知道这世上有人在等我,但我不知道我在等谁,为了这个,我每天都非常快乐。
22.In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership nor love. Just ask for meeting you in my most beautiful years.
一生至少该有一次,为了某个人而忘了自己,不求有结果,不求同行,不求曾经拥有,甚至不求你爱我。只求在我最美的年华里,遇到你。
23.I don't think that when people grow up, they will become more broad-minded and can accept everything. Conversely, I think it's a selecting process, knowing what's the most important and what's the least. And then be a simple man.
我不觉得人的心智成熟是越来越宽容涵盖,什么都可以接受。相反,我觉得那应该是一个逐渐剔除的过程,知道自己最重要的是什么,知道不重要的东西是什么。而后,做一个纯简的人。
24.When you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop. Please look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to us. If the sky is still vast,clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn't take away the world that belongs to you.
当你的心真的在痛,眼泪快要流下来的时候,那就赶快抬头看看,这片曾经属于我们的天空;当天依旧是那么的广阔,云依旧那么的潇洒,那就不应该哭,因为我的离去,并没有带走你的世界。
25.Remember, the brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want someting. Because the brick walls are there to stop the people who don't want it badly enough. They're there to stop the other people. ----Randy Frederick Pausch
请记住,阻挡你的障碍必有其原因!这道墙并不是为了阻止我们,这道墙让我们有机会展现自己有多想达到这目标。这道墙是为了阻止那些不够渴望的人,它们是为了阻挡那些不够热爱的人而存在的。
Did you see the streets? Just the streets… There were thousands of them! And how do you do it down there? How do you choose just one? One woman, one house, one piece of land to call your own, one landscape to look at, one way to die... Land is a ship too big for me. It's a woman too beautiful; it's a voyage too long, a perfume too strong. It's a music I don't know how to make.
Just keep your mind open and suck in the experience and if it hurts,it's probably worth it.
只要你畅开心扉去迎接新的生活和经历,哪怕有所疼痛都是值得的!
27. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心,也不要愁眉不展,因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
28. Stray birds of summer come to my window to sing and fly away.
And yellow leaves of autumn, which have no songs, flutter and fall there with a sign.
夏天的飞鸟,飞到我的窗前唱歌,又飞去了。
秋天的黄叶,它们没有什么可唱,只叹息一声,飞落在那里。
29. I sit at my window this morning where the world like a passer-by stops for a moment, nods to me and goes.
我今晨坐在窗前,世界如一个路人似的,停留了一会,向我点点头又走过去了。
30. There is no rehearsal in the life , once missing , it will be lost forever.
世界上没有破镜重圆之说,一旦失去,就意味着永远失去
31.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你,不是因为你是一个怎样的人,而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
32. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won''t make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪,值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
33. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can''t have them.
失去某人,最糟糕的莫过于,他近在身旁,却犹如远在天边。
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总有那么几首英文歌曲简单到我们可以听一遍就能够学会的,试试看,是不是很容易呢?下面是读文网小编给大家介绍的简单易学英文歌,希望大家会喜欢。
1. it’s my life–bon jovi曾用来做CS的MTV背景音乐。
2. that’s why(you go away)–meachael learns to rock半路在一家美发店的门前听到了that’s why (you go away)的钢琴版!!! 感觉很好,这样听起来That’s why就更经典了! (放的声音越大越有感觉哦)
3. you can’t say(韩剧”爱上女主播”主题曲)相信大家对这首歌不会感到陌生了哦!!!每当旋律一起就能体会其中的柔情…
4. yesterday yes a day 温柔醇厚的声音,静静地用心体会,很舒服的21岁的挪威女孩marlin,自己写歌自己唱,一首充满浪漫气息的法国歌曲,就像爱人在你耳 边轻轻呢喃,超好听的…
5. heal the world–meachael kjackson他是疯狂热爱和不羁职责的承受者,年轻的巨富,心理怪异而各声纯洁的奇人,他富于创造,不向任何一个流派*拢,虽然,杰克逊现在的形象不 好,但他曾经为世界的慈善事业作了很大的贡献,这首歌也正是他心意的表现吧…最起码他在音乐方面的高度是谁都无法否认的。
6. the girl is mine–meachael jackson.纯洁的仿佛童话,干净的让人不敢呼吸…
7. delicious way–仓木麻衣。我本人也十分仇恨日本人的,但是听到这么纯洁的歌曲感觉到音乐真的是没有国界的哎~~
8. under the sea小美人鱼(the little mermaid)插曲,可总感觉张邵晗唱的更有活力。再听听原唱的,就知道东西方文化的差异在哪里了。
9. fighter–Christina 厚重有力的嗓音穿透着我的耳膜,装饰着闪亮碎钻的眼眸冲击着我的视网膜…希望有一天,我能够成为那个fighter… 蛮有爆发力的一首歌。
10. without you–mariah carey我喜欢的歌星!因为她在唱功方面显得极为细腻,而且她的声线真的是性感迷人而且非常有爆发力和感染力…~~这是高音上唯一可与i will always love you媲美的歌,下面还有一首两人合唱的,绝对体现唱功哦~~
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笑话是一种艺术方法,用这种方法造成以笑为艺术手段的文学艺术作品。幽默寓于笑话之中,它是笑话的精料,智慧之所在。下面是读文网小编整理的英语经典笑话,欢迎大家阅读!
The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely(严格地,严厉地).
Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel(劝告,建议) to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right.
It's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chickenhearted(胆小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.
Your Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.
一个真正的男子汉
古代有一个国王,他想证明他领土内的男人并非像人们传说的那样,受到老婆的管制。他把王国里所有的男人都召到跟前,警告说,哪个男人胆敢不说实话,就会受到严厉的惩罚。
然后,他叫所有听从妻子的命令和意见的男人都走向大厅的左侧。所有的男人都站到了左侧,只有一个小个子男人站到了右侧。
国王说:看到我们国家里还有一个真正的男子汉,真是令人高兴。告诉这些胆小的笨蛋,为什么在他们当中只有你一个人站在大厅的右侧。
陛下,那人尖声地回答:因为在我出门之前,我老婆告诉我不要扎堆。
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笑话是一种艺术方法,用这种方法造成以笑为艺术手段的文学艺术作品。幽默寓于笑话之中,它是笑话的精料,智慧之所在。下面是读文网小编整理的英语经典笑话,欢迎大家阅读!
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." How much do you charge?" A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," said Jerry. Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so! How?" He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now!!!
杰瑞去看精神病医生。“医生,我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候,我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了!”“给我一年时间,”医生说,“每周来三次,我会治好你。”“费用是多少呢?”“每次一百美元。”“我会认真考虑的。”杰瑞答道。六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了,“为什么你再也没来呢?”医生问。“一次一百块钱吗?有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。”“真的?他怎么做到的?”“他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那没人了!”
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读文网小编给大家带来了英语经典笑话,让你开心快乐每一天!
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.
一个律师与一个工程师在加勒比海边钓鱼。律师说:“我到这里是因为我的房子被大火烧了,保险公司赔偿了我所有的损失。”
“这太巧了,”工程师说,“我是因为房子被洪水冲垮了,保险公司也赔偿了所有的损失。”
律师看起来有些困惑,“你是怎么引起洪水的?”他不解的问。
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下面是读文网小编整理的英语经典笑话,以供大家学习参考。
A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away.
Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how important it is to know a second language."
一天,一只猫妈妈领着4只小猫在路上走,却遇到了一只大狗。小猫们吓的蜷缩成了一团,这时猫妈妈吼出了一连串的汪汪声,大狗被吓跑了。猫妈妈转过身来对几个小猫说,“孩子们,看看掌握一门外语是多么的重要呀!”
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下面是读文网小编整理的英语爆笑经典笑话,以供大家学习参考。
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?”
一个结巴壮汉走进一家百货公司问柜员:“男……男装部在……在哪儿?”
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
柜台后的柜员看着他不搭话。
The man repeats himself, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” Again, the clerk doesn’t answer him.
那男人又重复道:“男装……装部在……在哪儿?”柜员还是不理他。
The guy asks several more times, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” And the clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy is angry and storms off.
壮汉问了好几遍柜员依旧如故。最后,壮汉气冲冲地走了。
The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, “Why wouldn’t you answer that guy’s questions?”
排在后面的顾客问那个柜员:“你怎么不答人家话呀?”
The clerk answers, “D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!”
柜员说:“你……你觉着我……我想找打……打是吧!?”
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下面是读文网小编整理的英语经典笑话,希望对大家有帮助。
Son: "Dad, you are available to you on Friday afternoon?"
Dad: "What ah?"
Son: "mini-school parents have to open the forum!"
Dad: "What is micro-parents forum?"
Son: "It's only a class, you and I participate in!"
儿子:“爸爸,星期五下午您有空吗?”
爸爸:“什么事啊?”
儿子:“学校要开微型家长座谈会!”
爸爸:“什么叫微型家长座谈会?”
儿子:“就是只有班主任,你和我参加!”
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下面是读文网小编整理的英语经典笑话,欢迎大家阅读!
Proctor(exceedingly angry):“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?”
Soph.(meekly):“The right leg,sir.”
右腿
学监(非常生气):“现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔进这蛙池里,浑身湿透?那么你在这不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?”
二年级学生(恭顺地):“右腿,先生。
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下面是读文网小编整理的英语经典笑话,欢迎大家阅读!
Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.
杰克骑车摔伤,去医院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。 杰克填好后递上表格。
"Anything else?"The nurse asked. "Yes," Jack thinks for a while and said "l'm a bachelor."
“还有什么漏填的?”护士问。“有!”杰克想了想说,“我是个单身汉。”
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下面是读文网小编整理的英语经典笑话,欢迎大家阅读!
What a world of pathos in this: A barren room, illkempt children, a worn out patient wife, a dissolute husband, and weak.
Mary, you ought to have married a better man.
John, I did.
一个何等沮丧的情景:空荡荡的屋子,脏兮兮的孩子,精疲力竭逆来顺受的妻子,自甘堕落的丈夫,还十分虚弱。
玛丽,你真该和一个好点儿的男人结婚。
约翰,我是这么做了。
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笑话能够使我们在紧张的工作生活当中获得一丝的放松,想放松一下心情的话,那么请阅读下面读文网小编为大家带来英语经典笑话带翻译,希望大家喜欢!
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now,children,"said she,"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"
学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在,孩子们,”她说:“她们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”
"Please,teacher:said a small boy,:I’ve made someone glad yesterday."
“我,老师,”一个小男孩说:“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
"Well done. Who was that”
“做得好。是谁呢?”
"My granny."
“我奶奶。”
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
“好孩子。现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”
"Please,teacher,I went to see her yesterday,and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her,‘Granny, I’m going home’,and she said,‘Well,I'm glad!’”
“是这样的,老师。我昨天去看她,在她那儿待了三个小时。然后我跟她说:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她说:‘啊,我很高兴!’”
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