英语爆笑笑话——我为妈妈煮了一杯茶
Have you notlced that children sometimes tyr to be helpful,but lt makes vour life more complicated? This story is about a sick mother whose darUng daughter want to be a good nurse.
不知道你注意到没有,孩子们有时想帮你的忙,但却让你的生活更加复杂。下面是一位患病的母亲,她可爱的女儿想好好照顾她的故事。
A:Mummy,let me fluff the pillow fo you
B:OK.
妈妈,让我把枕头给你抖松。
好吧。
A:Mummy,here is a magazine you can read it.
B:OK.Thank you!
妈妈,这是本杂志,你可以看看它。
好吧。谢谢你。
A:Mumrny,I make a cup of tea for you,here vou are.
B:(Drinking) Why.vou are auch sweetheafi,I didn't know you could make tea.
妈妈,我为你煮了一杯茶,给你。
(喝茶)真是好女儿,我不知道你还会煮茶。
A:Oh.yes.I put the tea leaves in the water like you do,and I boiled it.and then I strained it into a cup.But I couldn't find a strainer, so I used the flyswatter.
哦,是的,我像你那样把茶叶放在水中,煮开,然后我把它过滤到水杯里。但是我找不到过滤器,我就用了苍蝇拍。
B:You what?
你用了什么?
A:Oh,don'l worry,Mummy.I didn't use the new flyswatter.I used the old one.
哦,别担心,妈妈。我没用新的苍蝇拍,我用的是旧的。