急转弯英文搞笑题目带答案【精选2篇】
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急转弯 英文(1)
1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?答案:A mushroom.(蘑菇)
2. What is smaller than an insect's mouth? 答案:Anything it eats.
3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears? 答案:Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)
4. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three? 答案:A secret.
5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?答案:A photographer.
6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat? 答案:A kitten.(小猫)
7. What surprising things happen every hours? 答案:Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.
8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth? 答案:An echo.(回声)
9. What do you know about the kings of France? 答案:They are all dead.
10. What question can you never answer 'yes" to" ?答案:Are you asleep?
11. Why do some old people never use glasses? 答案:They must prefer bottles to glasses.
12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house? 答案:
13. Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."
14. What two words have thousands of letters in them? 答案:Post office.
15. What do workers do in a clock factory? 答案:They make faces all day.
16. When do you go as fast as a racing car? 答案:When you are in it.
17. How many sides does a house have? 答案:Two - inside and outside.
18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers? 答案:A doorbell.
19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America? 答案:On his feet.
20. When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did? 答案:He got wet first of all.
21. Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father? 答案:I myself.
22. What has teeth but cannot eat? 答案:A comb.
23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them? 答案:A farmer.
24. Why does time fly? 答案:To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.
25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. 答案:The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.
急转弯 英文(2)
1. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?答案:He can't read.
2. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?
3. The outside.
4. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather? 答案:Cool!
5. What is never used until it's broken? 答案:An egg.
6. What's a skeleton?(骨架) 答案:It's a lot of bones without the person on them!
7. What is dark but made by light? 答案:A shadow.
8. What can you break with only one word? 答案:Silence.
9. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? 答案:
10. The light.
11. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why? 答案:Because the truck driver was walking.
12. Where can milk be best stored? 答案:In a cow.
13. Which can move faster, heat or cold? 答案:Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
14. What's the hardest thing about learning skating? 答案:The ice.
15. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees? 答案:A map.
16. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness? 答案:
17. The temperature.
18. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean? 答案:It never eats.
19. Why is writing called handwriting? 答案:If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.
20. If there were only three girls in the world, what do you think they would do? 答案:Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.
21. How many great men have been born in London? 答案:None. Only babies.
22. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? 答案:When you have a hole in your pocket.
23. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it? 答案:Darkness.
24. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I? 答案:A hole.
25. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life? 答案:A priest.(牧师)